Body Wash, Shampoo, Liquid soap, even solid soap the basic ingredients are the same fragances and a couple of different oils to slide about in may differ.
All you need is the cheapest Soap that your local supplier can sell you. Not only will you be clean from head to toe but it will keep the local shop open as well.
Make sure not to forget to pick up a hairshirt and pop that in the shopping basket when youâre buying your utilitarian soap.
People who retweet utter garbage, page after page of utter garbage that they think is the greatest and most important thing since the coming of Lawrie Mac or the Virgin Birth in Bethlehem.
Hundreds and hundreds of childish snorking behind the back juvenile garbage of X is gonna get it, Y is gonna get it and this is more important than then next interview with Ranieri.
Christ on a Bike, I would rather reset my Twitter feed to #GoT Memes.
When your mobile internet costs you 80 quid a month for 1Mb of Data and some NUMPTY thinks it is going to change the world that they post 278 Retweets of photos of Corrupt Creeps (sorry Politicians) and burn your fvcking entire monthsâ data BEFORE you can get to George Weahâs Cousinsâ post about Shane Long.
People who use Twitter 
Only for the fact that they moan about it so much on other social networks.
âone forum memberâ?? Iâve seen the photos, itâs you, you scruffy fucker.
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
âone forum memberâ?? Iâve seen the photos, itâs you, you scruffy fucker.
Wouldnât dare trying at this length. It ainât me.
As an ageing Sotonian with a full head of hair Iâd like to endorse TRESemmĂ© (Iâm prepared to lie for money) but as nobody is likely to pay me, Iâll endorse the 2 in 1 âI Donât Give a Fuck Shampoo and Conditionerâ.
Isnât Tresemme that cheap shit in the black bottles that they sell in i.e. Asda? I wouldnât touch that. I get my hair products from Philip Kingsley Brand via Salons at like ÂŁ35 a bottle, because I am a Massive Dandy srs.
I think you can even get it in Home & Bargain bear.
Bletch is not up on shampoo matters, as he freely admits. I used to speculate that bald men used Mr Sheen or Pledge in place of shampoo, but too many bald people got upset.
Poundland also sell a smaller bottle.
I buy the 75p ASDA own brand stuff!! @PricePikeyBearsy is my role model on this.
Actually @PricePikeyBearsy would rather lift it than pay for it so a semi-role model then.
And *NOT* that sort of semi Bletch!!!
i went to car wash the other day. I usually go to Albanians or Bosnoids, but this one, I think they was Musloids. They looked like musloids, and spoke musloid language, and in the little waiting hut, they had musloid TV on. They clean my car inside & out. They hoovered it. They polished it up. They give me an air freshener. It took four of them like half hour. Then they tried to charge me ÂŁ10. I was like, ÂŁ10, are you srs? They was like, yes, we are srs. I was like, donât you want to charge me more than that pls, it doesnât seem enough. They was like, no, weâre ok tks. ÂŁ10 is plenty. But I give them ÂŁ20 anyway.
This isnât a Things That Are Annoying story, this is an Evidence story, to demonstrate that I am not a price pikey!
Were they aware that they were âcleaningâ the evidence from crime scene?
ÂŁ20 to remove all the heroin, blood and jizz from the back seat of a white BMW so that CSI canât incriminate you is still bloody cheap.
Just had an image of the owner of Bears crime cleaners talking to the cops handing them over the details.
âIts a Mr Brian Earseyâ
âYou sure?â
âMany Bosnoids died to bring us this informationâ
RIP
( apologies Bear I know you donât like the sci fi shit but I couldnât help myself)
Originally posted by @Bearsy
Isnât Tresemme that cheap shit in the black bottles that they sell in i.e. Asda? I wouldnât touch that. I get my hair products from Philip Kingsley Brand via Salons at like ÂŁ35 a bottle, because I am a Massive Cunt srs.
I wouldnât take issue with your self-analysis, bear.
But while weâre on the subject, what IS a salon?
When did men stop getting their hair cut (all of them) in a barbers?
That said, I get my hair cut in my own bathroom by a bloke called Bletch who has rechargeable BaByliss clippers, a dodgy shoulder and a trembling hand that would make Michael J Fox proud.
I then climb into the shower and wash my hair with Shield Soap, after which I sometimes masturbate before enjoying a nice, cool pint of Punk IPA from Brewdog (the best brewery in the world).
None taken.
Antâs hacked bletch.
Is this the car they cleaned?
Didnât you âfindâ it on the pavement outside a local Charity shop?