Originally posted by @saintbletch
Keep FUCKING left.
A whole generation seems to be blindly going through fucking life not being taught that.
Pavements. Foot bridges. Cunts.
And especially the people who donāt keep left. Or then veer into your path. And back again. And back again. If I wanted to do the Samba, Iād dress like Robbie Savage.
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You were doing so well up until then you corporate whore
Originally posted by @Burp
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Keep FUCKING left.
A whole generation seems to be blindly going through fucking life not being taught that.
Pavements. Foot bridges. Cunts.
And especially the people who donāt keep left. Or then veer into your path. And back again. And back again. If I wanted to do the Samba, Iād dress like Robbie Savage.
This would be fine if so many people didnāt dawdle along sooooo slowly.
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Theyāll probably be on their mobiles.
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Going to the freezer to get an ice cream as its 36 Deg C in the shade, and the Housemaid has left the door open and everything has melted
What a nightmare.
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Going to the freezer to get an ice cream as its 36 Deg C in the shade, and the Housemaid has left the door open and everything has melted
What a nightmare.
It bloody well was have had to compensate with an Ice cold Vodka and coke instead.
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Manchester Fuckin Unitedā¦nuf said. 
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End of Ground party at the Boleyn covered by Sky Spurts.
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At least I missed that bit but waking up at 02:45 then trying to find a stream that it was on without the adverts. was bad enough.
Then the hope that MU would help a mid week accumulator.
it all falls into a pile of dog poo and then I have people on facebook from the waterside area who went up as Happy Hammers twats
When you enter a charity 5-a-side tournament with work. Land awkwardly 5 minutes into the first game and wreck the knee you had surgery on last year.
Love spending time in A&E
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Timesheets.
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Originally posted by @pap
Timesheets.
Somebody elses time sheet that you sign, then 20 mins later they come back with a correction because they missed 1 hours overtime 3 weeks earlier which you cant verify as you were on a seperate continent.
Or they spoke to one of there colleagues who tells em put an extra hour in there nobody will check or care. cyincal me?
We can check but canāt be arsed so if they had put it in in the first place it would have been signed the first time and ony needed to have been done the once.
Contractors / Clients who whinge about timesheets
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People who whinge about contractors/clients.
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Contractors/Clientsā¦
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Lawns.
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Dawns
Vista Home being as useful as a chocolate tea pot and not being able to find a way of changing to a newer version online.
Originally posted by @ericofarabia
Vista Home being as useful as a chocolate tea pot and not being able to find a way of changing to a newer version online.
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