And you all think you had a bad day
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Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
When some fucking cunt reverses into your new van thatās parked outside your house and drives off like nothing has happened
Faith in mankind restored when neighbour pops across with photo of said cunts number plate
The bigger question is. What was your neighbour doing with a camera at the ready whilst eying up your van across the road?
Trying to get shots of the victims without paying.
Have the local fuzz been down to inspect the van prior to the imminent arrest of the miscreant and how much bleach have you used to clean it?
The WPC has plenty of time to inspect the inside of the van
Are they Stockings or tights
In other words did her toes curl?
The ones Iāve left attached seem to be curling slightly? Does this portend rain?
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
When some fucking cunt reverses into your new van thatās parked outside your house and drives off like nothing has happened
Faith in mankind restored when neighbour pops across with photo of said cunts number plate
The bigger question is. What was your neighbour doing with a camera at the ready whilst eying up your van across the road?
Trying to get shots of the victims without paying.
Have the local fuzz been down to inspect the van prior to the imminent arrest of the miscreant and how much bleach have you used to clean it?
The WPC has plenty of time to inspect the inside of the van
Are they Stockings or tights
In other words did her toes curl?
The ones Iāve left attached seem to be curling slightly? Does this portend rain?
That would depend Curling down would mean rain but curling up would mean the onset of spring
As soon as it gets dark Iāll check.
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Cunts that start their self-indulgent Facebook posts with
Out of Office onā¦
Fuck off. No-one cares.
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Originally posted by @KRG
Cunts that start their self-indulgent Facebook posts with
Out of Office onā¦
Fuck off. No-one cares.
Twats that write
I am out of office will only have limited access to E-Mail please contact XXX in case of urgent request.
without telling XXX that they have given out your e-mail addresss to every sad fucker that contacts aforementioned twat.
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Auditors.
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Packing.
I really fucking hate it. No matter how hard I try to āpack lightā I fail spectacularly and yet end up not using 80% of the shit I do pack.
Oh well, least my out of office is onā¦
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In my rush to get out of the office I forgot to put mine on.
After taking a massive rucksack I couldnāt carry on my trip around South America I think I have managed to become a much more organised packer. I can even do hand luggage only for short haul. What I do hate is all the different baggage sizes for hand luggage and some let you have another deal bag and others donāt. Just one set of rules would be good.
To be fair we have got the packing down to at fine art. In the early years the Ayatollah and I were daggers drawn when we had to pack. Her appreciation of volume and weight left a lot to be desired. It usually ended up with the pair of us in a foul mood and me reaching for the cork screw.
you stabbed her?!
I managed to get the Mrs and the kids trained in this very early
Its your bag with your stuff if you cannot carry it leave some behind
Remember at the other end is a long pier walk with no porters to carry your bag
Grand kids in training at present.
The internet in my house, so slow 3 engineers this week been out a 4th tomorrow, shite and the BT fellow said that to me this morning, why do Sky have to do the same tests everytime, both parties (Sky and BT Openreach) acknowledge it is an underground fault between the house and the box so why the fuck is it taking this long to sort, absolute shite.
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Joining a new firm and inheriting the final arrangements for a huge annual party at Dirty Martinis tomorrow night, including holding the several thousand Ā£ bar budget for the night. Fuckers I just want a quiet night in 
Not being invited to parties where mothafukkas are spending big wads of cash.
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Looking forward to a great party/night out with colleagues, only for the new bloke in charge of the bar kitty being a complete miserable fucker and spoiling the vibe for all of us.
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Looking forward to a great party/night out with colleagues, only for the new bloke in charge of the bar kitty being a complete miserable fucker and spoiling the vide for all of us.
ā¦or going on a stag party pub crawl around Southampton with 2 dozen mates. The Best Man had the kitty money and stayed in the last pub with the groom as the stag party left in groups of 4 to get into a night club that didnāt allow stag partys.
The stag party successfully filtered into the night club but the Best Man and Groom were so pissed they were refused entry to the night club. The Best Man and Groom waited 15 minutes outside the club waiting for other members of the stag party to come out to see where they were. Nobody came.
So we left them in the night club and walked off with the kitty money to find another clubā¦the two of us had a great timeā¦I thinkā¦spent all of the kitty money. 
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The Ayatollah beating me to the remote. Again. FFS.
Never lose control of the remote.
That is the only rule of TV Club.
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