😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Microwaves and tablets (electronic not medical) and inquisitive kids who pick up things really quick!

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5 months?! What the fuck are you having done? Fucking champagne socialists.

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He’s only having an outhouse built but they’ve factored in downtime due to weather and having the police around to check the remains that the workmen will dig up!

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It’s not that flash - one of the assistant butlers requested a hot tub that below stairs staff could use, so we’re just knocking up a little spa thing between the stable blocks, swimming pool and the tennis courts - just behind the polo pitches.

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Those builder won’t give a fuck and I suspect they will now actively try to piss him off just for a laugh. In 7 months time (your project won’t finish in 5) they will drive off into the distance leaving a civil war raging in your street.

Get them to dig you a bunker whilst they are there.

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Any builder showing up at 9.00am is a lazy bastard. maybe change the five to a seven?

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2190

You share my scepticism.

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2191

What was the damage B*3

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A tablet that no longer works :lou_facepalm_2: luckily it wasn’t mine :lou_lol:

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Last week my wife signed up for her first “Smart Phone”. Immediately I am supposed to be the “go to” whenever something goes wrong with it…despite never having owned a “Smart Phone” myself. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Great minds and all that, CB.

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It seems an excellent suggestion to use the phrase “to dye the wife’s hair” as a euphemism for getting a brown middle finger through some harmless adult fun.

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Mrs BTripz wants me to “dye her hair” Wednesday night, however I think I will be getting red fingers if there is any of the glove missing!!

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To much info @btripz :lou_is_a_flirt:

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Oh, you’re just getting the staff quarters upgraded.

Jolly decent of you old chap - hope it’s tax deductible

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TAX?..you are joking…English Heritage are picking up the bill.

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Significant others who complain that you don’t show them how to do things (backwash the filter on the swimming pool in this example). Then when you start to explain to them how to do it they say

“Never mind it’s too complicated, you do it when you get home!!”

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I believe it LITSL.

Every round of golf I play is like that.

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I hear you Bob…my wife is the same when putting our Ferrari away…I say FFS find it on YouTube!!

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