I bet that wasnât the âyou carry onâ hand sign he gave you, Phil.
Delayed flights
delayed an hour and half in KL so have to drink more free Vodka and Coke
but will now not arrive home until tomorrow 
At least you could get past security to wait for your delayed flight unlike thousands in the EU at the moment with these new passport checks!
1 Like
What new checks?
Basically if you are not in the Schegen area, they have to stick your passport through the reader - most of the continental airports dont have the staff to cope with this and as a result the queues are massive.
On the up side, we now wonât notice the difference when we Brexit
1 Like
Over posh accents in the business class lounge
People that post on Social Media that they are in a Business Class Lounge at an Airport
5 Likes
Over posh over loud accents in the bloody lounge
Similar to this.
When a company approaches you, asking you to apply for an open role. Then asks you to carry out a skills test, which took up a fair amount of your time, and then the bastards donât get back to ya.
Pricks.
1 Like
Similar to this.
Applying for a job in Local Gov as it fits your CV so perfectly that nobody else in the world could match itâŚand you donât get a reply. Methinks I was better qualified than the person set to recruit a new team. 
Youâll have seen on the tellybox that absolute commuter armageddon was foretold about the London Waterloo station"improvements". Being clever I thought Iâd avoid it by spending a few days in my Coâs Cheltenham office.
According to Mrs C_S there was no commuter meltdown and they were giving away free icecreamâŚFREE icecream!!!
Now stuck in a hotel with no decent televisual entertainment and the slowest of slow WiFi - ahem!
This is everyday life and I am annoyed!
Getting slowly marinated in Amstel on a Monday without Mrs C_S bending my ear.
Life ainât too bad after all
8 Likes
Unrequited love.
I loved Matt, then I loved Rickie - and they both loved me back.
Every other fucker has been shagging around.
Ba$tard$.
6 Likes
Fraser doesnât look like he is going anywhere soon.
7 Likes
When you positively HAVE to do stuff for a client in a hurryâŚ
3 Likes
LOL - this happened to me a couple of weeks ago - 35% complete is microsoft code for two hours remaining
2 Likes
It is also a small known fact that microsoft have several lines of code built in which they call the anxiety matrix. In simple terms it reconfigures the computer microphone to detect the level of stress and anxiety of the user. It then increases the length of time an update takes in direct proportion to the level of anxiety and stress detected.
Good luck
2 Likes
Resetting your router.
Then having to reenter your wifi password with a TV handset.
Arggh
1 Like
Selling a Digital SLR camera on the local FB trading page at the beginning of August.
150 quidâŚitâs a bit of a bargain because Iâve also thrown in a 100-300 zoom lens. About an hour later I have a buyer with a foreign sounding name. Where are you? I ask. Just off Gibraltar he replies, heâs crew on P&O Azura back on the 12th. Well if youâre serious about it I will save it for you. Yes yes he says you have my wordâŚI will have it. OK I will save it for you and Iâll meet you at the terminal on the 12thâŚI wonât sell it to anyone elseâŚitâs yours.
An hour later I have a message from someone a couple of miles away who would also like the cameraâŚsorry, I say, Itâs sold.
Iâm good like thatâŚthe buyer has my word.
As time approaches he messages me asking if everything is still OK. Yes I say you have my word.
Yesterday he messages me with a string of questionsâŚsome heâs already asked and pictures Iâve already sent. How many lenses? Two. How old is it? 6 yearsâŚbla bla bla. Can we meet at 8.20am tomorrow? OK no problem.
So I say if youâre having second thoughts, say now, I will understand. No reply. He has my mobile number so no problem contacting me.
This morning I check FB to see if he has repliedâŚhe hasnât. Does he want out or does he want to buy. I re-read his messages and get to the bit where he says, âYou have my wordâ OK I go to meet him for 8.20 at the Mayflower Terminal.
The fucker doesnât show. He has my numberâŚI wait 30 minutes and then go home.
I messaged him when I got home:
"You know what annoys me more than anything?
That you value YOUR WORD so cheaply. Not even
worth a 15 second phone call, text or FB message."
Itâs a trifling thing but Kharma will teach him a lessonâŚhope he remembers me.
10 Likes
Public transport
Any of you who use it on a daily basis is fucked in the head.
jesus, it was like the cast of thriller had decided to take a trip to the seaside
3 Likes