Fucking trains. They want 83 quid for this weekendâs trip to London for one person (me).
Twats.
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If youâd booked a year or two in advance, you could probably have got the same trip for tuppence.
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You didnât book in advance dinloâŚ
Who was it telling Intiniki that she had plenty of time to make some RL friends to invite but forgot to book his own train ticket?
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Role play. Specifically as part of an interview process. I feel I didnât do my best having 3 people observe me speak to an actress pretending to be an angry mum. I do this in my real job most dsys with no real issues. But in a fake situation I just donât do so well.
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Thereâs a whole thread thereâŚ
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Those are advance prices, thanks.
Whoâs the dinlo now?
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With an old personâs railcard?
Back at you.
One I wonât be starting or reading!
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Not being told of outcome of said role play and assuming you failed it and have no interview. I may have to start a thread on how to get a new job. Sure thatâs not been covered.
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Iâm sure there must be some young chap with a lot of job hunting experience on the site who could offer helpful hints and tips
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When the fuck did people start 'datingâinstead of âgoing-out withâ?
Why the fuck are kids leaving âhigh schoolâ and having a fucking âpromâ instead of just a sixth year leaving disco/piss upâŚ
When did we go all yank-fest
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When did people start to pay a visit to the bathroom instead of going to the toilet to have a shit?
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Has anyone put Saints on here so far? If not, please add them to the list somewhere between Barry and toothache.
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âŚand donât get me started on Awesome! Spiffing, top notch, triffic, anything but fuckinâ awesome.
I saw âawesomenessâ on FB tonightâŚI hope to god it was from an American. 
The Philippines have people known as Top Notchers
What the fuck is that about then?
Itâs so obvious itâs more than a little annoyingâŚ
But maybe foreigners might like us a a bit more if we stopped bombing their fucking hospitals?
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Back pack wankers.
Had one in the elevator this morning. Get to my floor, âexcuse meâ wanker turns around and completely blocks the exit. Doors start to close I press the open doors button and say âexcuse meâ wanker gives the you carry on hand sign. In the end I barge through his back back and he spins around and starts to mouth off about pushingâŚ
Same wankers who always get onto your flight. You managed to get an aisle seat but the wankers come along the aisle, back pack on one shoulder smacking EVERYONE in the head, you see it coming, put your hand up to ease the back pack away from your face and they turn round and accuse you of trying to steal their luggage.
Iâm pretty sure you lot will have them on rush hour buses or trains/tube. I think they are pretty much a sub species, as they all seem to have hearing difficulties and need to wear earphone hearing aids all the time and seem to need a small screen in front of them to navigate.
Yours
Bruised
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Iâm afraid to say it butâŚwomen with umbrellas too. How Iâve managed to keep both eyes all these years. 
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I have said it before and will say it again
single ply single sheet toilet paper in airports
its the shits
an old copy of the daily mail would be better use.
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