This tale is probably apocryphal, but I remember reading about a journalist on his way to Australia.
Border Force Guard : Have you got a criminal record, mate?
Journo: No, do I need one?
On the next plane home.
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Currently appealing decision
Locked up in a refugee hotel
Dad has threatened to take to the streets
Glorious stuff
Trouble is he was so vocally anti-vax at the start that he has shone a beacon on himself, if he can get a āmedical exemptionā with this stance then it sets a precedence for everyone.
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The Kazakhstan president sounds like heās a bit of a Trump cloneā¦
Iām puzzled here Bob - while I agree that signing Traore is just the sort of thing that Trump would do, I canāt see any mention of the Kazakh president taking over at Spurs.
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Is that Russian whore piss they rub onto Traoreās arms?
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Russian Whore Piss sound like a John Peel favourite.
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Fancy quoting me and then changing the URL to point to a football story just to make me look stupidā¦
I can do that all by myself thank you very muchā¦
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Today we have the Polskie SPOTY on TV.
1, Team of the year are the girls who won Kayaking Gold in Tokyo. Very attractive, very glamourous in posh frocks.
One of them chooses THIS moment to announce she got married earlier this year and her WIFE has just delivered their first Child.
You could have heard a pin drop - this is Poland. Well played girl.
- Everyone is in socially distanced seating. Everyone around Lewandowski is masked up religiously.
So a famous Dave Grohl clone Polish Rock Star (unmasked) leaps off the stage during his song while guitaring & singing and walks up to him and shakes his hand.
Oh I wish I had a faster camera. Lewandowskiās face was a picture of Live National TV Covid regulation breach.
Bayernās next game will be cancelled then 
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So we are down to the Top 2.
Lewandowski & a female Polish Hammer Thrower who wins everything all the timeā¦
And the speech goes on and on and on and on and on
And.
The Winner is.
Guess
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Saints v Coventry next round
Some mistake, shouldnāt we have Citeh, Liverhampton or Chelski etc?
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Novax has won his appeal - govt reserving right to hoof him out anyway
What a shit show
The Aussies look incompetent and Novak looks an absolute cunt for going to functions after a positive test
Should he not be prosecuted for attending those events?
No.
PCR Test results take 24 hours he tested the day before wouldnāt have had the results
You are assuming that the Serbian Govt have the appetite to do so - they think he walks on water
Thats the bit everyone is unsure of - when he received the result
That said he was out and about playing tennis with passersby in the street on xmas day - in definite breach of the regs
Basically the bloke is a cunt and doesnāt care about anyone but himself - if he does play, hopefully the aussie crowd will get stuck in
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What would be class now is to simply get on the 1st Emirates flight out of there with an up yours comment