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That’s is exactly what Sony asked when VHS overtook Beta Max

Sex sells.

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Have never wandered on to TikTok, have not downloaded the app, methinks I need to now…

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FFS there’s only 24 hours in a day. :lou_facepalm_2:

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ÂŁ4bn!!!

Just ask @scotty to send you “the best of…”

:wink::joy:

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Some VERY late news just in.

Poland actually invaded Germany in WWII

In other words I now have to subsidise the bone idle

You can guarantee that the insurers won’t lose out.

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Arise, Sir Cunt.

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Shit always rises to the top in UK politics.

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Serious question, what has he done to deserve this?

Services to the military-industrial complex.

Indeed…and to the prosthetics industry.

All ex-Prime Minsters appear to get this award.

Sort of a slap in the face as well, only Edward Heath (I think) took longer to get his Order of the Gartar.

Hell of a New Year’s Eve tradition IMHO

Very glad to see Whitty and Van Tam get Knighthood’s, after all they’ve spent this year having to spend their time stood next to Truss, Hancock, Rabb and Boris and have managed to stay cordial, composed and engaged.

Frankly, I’d have adorned them Saints and just be done with it.

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Novax is getting deported tomorrow- lol

Comedy Gold.
Also, a Deportation goes on your record and in many cases means you cannot apply for a Visa or get into many Countries