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Poland implemented harsh anti abortion laws

Today a married woman died because her baby needed aborting but wasnt dead.

This place will erupt tomorrow

Sadly, he’s my MP. I was so looking forward to a by-election, but the sleazebag has got off the hook thanks to having loads of sleazebag cunts as friends.

I cannot start to explain how utterly pissed off I am.

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What they say about reforming the process seems fair - it should be transparent and there should be a right of appeal and it definitely shouldn’t be down to the MPs to confirm or not confirm a recommendation- you can’t trust party politics

What stinks is that they have chosen now to decide that the process is not fit for purpose when they are trying to save a chum

Why not a month ago

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Thatcher: ā€œYou turn if you want toā€

Johnson: ā€œI don’t want to, but I’ll do it again anywayā€

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And now he’s going to resign.

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Good riddance. I’m looking forward to the by-election.

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I think it’s now called a LGBTQIA-election.

What Johnson?

No, the MP.

Fancy that. An MP actually resigning when caught doing wrong. Reminds me of the 1980s.

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He starts his new job with the firms in question on Monday no doubt :thinking:

Never left them

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Then again, he’s resigned while admitting to no wrongdoing, and moaning like hell about not having a chance to clear his name. I can’t work out whether he genuinely believes that he’s done nothing wrong, or was simply hoping to get off knowing full well that he’s guilty as hell.

Funniest thing I’ve heard on this was the hilariously coiffeured Michael Fabricant, whining about Labour and the other opposition parties conflating the issues of Paterson and the way in which standards etc. are investigated. Sure it wasn’t your lot doing that, Mikey old chap?

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He’ll get a fucking great pension. And as his pay from these companies had nothing to do with lobbying surely they will still ā€˜employ’ him?

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Course they will - he can now lobby like biilyho without breaking rules

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I retract my previous comment. Wonderful though Michael Fabricant certainly was, he couldn’t hold a candle to the morning’s star turn, Kwasi Kwarteng, who was rolled out on the Today programme to defend the government’s conduct. Needless to say, he didn’t make a particularly good job of it…

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Unfortunately even if they did get an independent I can’t see them doing a Martin Bell.

So Labour are going to stand. What are the odds on a Tory landslide? :roll_eyes:

The idea of an anti-sleaze independent being given a free run might be superficially attractive but was never likely to work here (it’s my constituency). A high profile candidate respected by all parties would have to be found and there isn’t one. And getting the opposition parties to work together and commit funds would be a nightmare.

This episode will hurt the Tories but not enough for them to lose the seat. There are enough voters around here who would vote for a pig as long as it had a blue rosette.

Labour are dysfunctional but came (a very poor) second last time. LibDems did well in the local elections (except Shroppie, who lost) and have come second before but are starting from a very low base. But they have the best by-election machine (I would say that, I’m part of it) and will, I believe hugely increase their vote, but nowhere near enough.

Add to that the Tories have to move the writ for the election and they’ll have no moral scruples about ignoring the convention that it is done within 3 months. They don’t need the seat for their majority, don’t care that the constituency is unrepresented and will wait until the fuss has died down and they can think of something to claim as a Tory success.

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The fail are all in guns blazing today.
Giving bojo a pasting on all fronts
Quite remarkable

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