SighâŚ
Things you can never say during the back 9 at Augusta
Morikawa just got wet
Homa my be three off the tee
If only someone had mentioned ScottieâŚ
Game over
Scottie 3 ip 4 to play
Rain & Thunderstorms have delayed the RBC Heritage (nice tournament, now one of the bring a wheelbarrow tp take your money home events.
But Scottie is just hitting a different level of existence
https://x.com/TheAthletic/status/1782115907264766239
4 strokes clear, possibly on line to win 3 in a row or something
I want to be his caddie
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Compare that to TIgersâ Caddie in his day
I recall speaking to him back in the day about how he had his own Charitable Foundation and he was having to leave his boss to do his own Press conference about it
Ted (Scottiesâ Caddie) also had a base salary of $135k in 2023
Zurch Classic from TPC New Orleans which i have played on and won money on as mentioned each year.
Fun with 'Gators, but this year Rory & Shane playing together and having fun and -6 after 9 holes better ball.
Good tournament and great memories
My mate the Gator
Me not fvcking up the 18th green
Guy i was playing with was a KornFerry tour pro. He held a record for the longest drive in a PGA event back in 2010 ish of 410 yards.
In the conference tournament scramble we had a 500 yard par 5.
I hit a pitching wedge to 2 feet from his drive.
Those were the days. My swing was shit butâŚ
Thought I would put this here rather than the jokes thread
Nunâs Day Off
A nun walks into Mother Superiorâs office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
âWhat troubles you, Sister?â asked the Mother Superior. âI thought this was the day you spent with your family.â
âIt was,â sighed the Sister. âAnd I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.â
âI seem to recall that,â the Mother Superior agreed. âSo I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?â
âFar from it,â snorted the Sister. âIn fact, I even took the Lordâs name in vain today!â
âGoodness, Sister!â gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. âYou must tell me all about it!â
âWell, we were on the fifth tee⌠and this hole is a monster, Mother â 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green⌠and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.
And itâs flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted⌠and it hits a bird in mid-flight!â
âOh my!â commiserated the Mother. âHow unfortunate! But surely that didnât make you blaspheme, Sister!â
âNo, that wasnât it,â admitted Sister. âWhile I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!â
âOh, that would have made me blaspheme!â sympathized the Mother.
âBut I didnât, Mother!â sobbed the Sister. âAnd I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!â
âSo thatâs when you cursed,â said the Mother with a knowing smile.
âNope, that wasnât it either,â cried the Sister, anguished, âbecause as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!â
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and saidâŚ
âYou missed the f***ing putt, didnât you?â
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Shane & Rory need to birdie the 18th to go into a playoff.
But pair behind them could still pip them.
Birdie the last?
Easy.
Itâs a Par 5, I took 9 on it.
Monster drive from Rory
Horrid hook from Shane.
Great chip to 3ft from Rory
Shane drops the putt.
Theyâre in a playoff.
Guys behind need an Eagle after a double bogey on 17 and they hit the middle of the crowd.
Late night incoming.
Rory & Shane win the playoff.
Only golf legends have won at TPC New OrleansâŚ
Thing that made this weekendsâ golf so great to watch was seeing how much fun the guys were having.
NOLA is on hell of a place to party.
Looks like the boys started early.
Rory. Karaoke. Who knew?
https://twitter.com/RyderCupEurope/status/1784848381585641632?t=9KIUgzMBrF23KiKZ_nGYtQ&s=19
Banging tune
Not so âhappyâ but Iâm lumping on him to win this week.
Well, this is sad, Rory regularly mentions his daughter in interviews
Also bloody expensive I would expect
Hopefully not the same reason why he had to break up with Ms Wosniaki which nobody has ever worked out