Respect to Sky.
Banging mix theme tune
Loving Tiger’s new colour choice golf shirt.
So much sexier than that Nike shit.
Meanwhie Danny chav Willett shootsa68 for2nd place after shoulder surgery
Bryson 7 under
3 ahead of yhe field inc Danny.
Rory meh.
Par atm
For Tiger on 1st hole
Game over Scheffler is gonna walk this
Carnage golf alert!
It is REALLY windy at Augusta and it’s messing with the pros.
Spieth +8
I hate a windy Pro it messes with my performance
Took a while but finally
Rory you fvcking Twonk.
He is not playing the conditions
Just reading that phones are banned at Augusta enforced by the threat of a Lifetime Ban
If spectators need to make a call there are pay phones behind the 6th tee
They actually watch the golf. It’s wonderfully old school!
Last night was brutal. The wind ruined many stars day.
But Tiger, with 2 competitive rounds in an age and in pain from his ops bumbled through 23 holes.
Hitting drives into the fairway and hanging on.
And made the cut for a record 24th time and though unlikely is actually still in with a chance over the weekend.
Rory fought the course, fought the wind and showed no respect.
And scraped home 3 shots behind a crippled old man.
He wont win Augusta without a shrink on his bag as caddy.
Weather should be good tonight. Greens should be brutal
Danny Willett came from nowhere to win.
Speith, Molinari were winning but imploded.
IF there is an implosion and IF his putter works then Tommy can do this. He left 4 or 5 shots out there yesterday.
But Scottie has been there done it and isn’t fvcking this up, Morikawa wont have the bottle, Åberg winning would be the story
Scottie by 2 shots
And the 3rd
Over the back of the green on the 4th
Has Scottie got the yips?
Glad I didn’t put any money on him
He’s done this all weekend.
Long long way to go yet. I remember going to bed when Speith was pissing it…
What a putt on the 9th by Aberg
He could do this
Morikawa self imploding mentally there (as expected)
And what a couple of drives down 10
Aberg in the water