Asda have removed all tubs of Celebration chocolates from the shelves of their stores āin order not to give offenceā. I kid you not.
Meanwhile children are going hungry, and people are piling up marmalade sandwiches on a pavement to go into landfill for a fictional bear.
Deranged Britain in the 21st century.
I am beginning to think marmalade sandwiches is the least batshit thing
People have started queuing to pay their respects 53 hours before the doors open
As much as I am a royalist, there is no way I would even start to consider doing that. I would be having second thoughts if you told me the queue was 53 minutes
it has nothing to do with being a royalist or not - its about being a decent human being. Shouting abuse at a funeral cortege (any funeral cortege) is not the act of a decent person, its just cunty.
Hypothetically, what if Jimmy Saville (or other convicted nonces) was being (re)buriedā¦should we bow our heads in mourning? Of course not
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The real point is that people who donāt self-identify as Royalist are effectively having free speech surpressed.
Iām not thinking about the cortĆØge incidents but more generally IRL - itās getting a bit all Saint Diana again - which just shows the UK is still emotionally immature, IMHO of course.
It was from an Asda employee in a letter to an article about the cancel nonsense. Iām taking it at face value, but I suppose you never know.
There have been warnings that the queue for filing past the coffin could stretch through London back as far as Tower Bridge and beyond, predicting it could take up to 24 hours of shuffling forward. No sitting down for a rest, no facilities at all. What happens when people need to go to the toilet? People will be pissing everywhere, fainting etc. Advice given not to bring children, but I think we know that will be ignored by many. Itās got the potential to be a disaster.
Iāve seen a suggestion that the coffin should be suspended from a helicopter and flown past the queue for people who feel the need to indulge in this craziness, seems like a splendid idea to me. Andrew could be the pilot which would add some much needed levity to the occasion.