On the one hand, security for the Queenâs funeral procession is pretty damned impressive.
On the other, itâs probably the first time that it wouldnât really matter if she did get shot.
Iâve had the chop saw and drill going since 10.
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Taking a bit of dismembering, is she?
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I wonder who the prankster in the Royal family is? Must have taken them ages to tie everyoneâs shoelaces together.
Wow.
Just so many people.
Gulp
Spent the morning sorting YoungAdult#1âs shit that still need to be moved to her new gaff (trip 2 out of an estimated 3)
The sun has just come out so I might go give the lawn a trim. Itâs a bank holiday after all.
Just looked in at the tellybox Mrs C_S is glued to (itâs watching history innit).
Whatâs with people bunging flowers at the cortège?
Do they get triple points if they knock a copper off his motorcycle??
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I was saying to Lady Slowlane. they need to change their strategy. If they want to get the flowers to land on the bonnet, they need to wrap them in a chunk of concrete.
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Did you not see the coconuts?
???
Neat trick is she could do that 
Heâs like a fucking Dickensian evil villain⌠which I guess is about right for this cunt
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Have I missed anything, Iâve been down the beach all dayâŚ
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Gulp
Iâm sure the pony did curtsy. 
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Ffs the ad breaks in Aussie Gold Hunters on Quest have been paused for an interlude of sombre music - but then do ads for their own programmes 
Yes, Aussie Gold Hunters, my dirty little pleasure 
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As retold by my Daughter.
Grandson was fortunate enough to meet the Queen once, when he was 3. He got her attention by shouting âwhy is that old man not talking to me?!â Luckily, she thought it was hilarious. 
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