What’s that? A fire you say? Here, put this petrol on it.
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Oh fuck off already.
Great having a monarch, init.
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Continuing where his late ma left off.
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King Charles the Turd
Listening to the racing news yesterday, in the car, when they announced a first winner for the King.
Honestly, I immediately wondered how Elvis could own a horse, before realising my mistake.
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Ok its the end of the Elizabethan era so what era is this now called?
The short one
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Carolingian
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Thats not going far then
As far as I remember the Charlie period was late 90’s early 00’s
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That was the Ecstatic Period, surely?
the last time I saw an ecstatic period she made a mess of my face.
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I’ll never drink a Bloody Mary.
Always worried about finding a pube at the bottom of the glass.
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