What the fuck have I missed @cobham-saint ??
TMO/Pap/Tokes-gate as per the Salisbury thread for one mebbe? Just a thought.
Oh right, TBH I dip in and out of that one, politics and football shouldnāt meet etc. etc.
Me? I havenāt even posted on the Salisbury thread have I?
Maybe youāre me and Iām youā¦ I think thatās what pap might think anyway, not sure.
Pap canāt go around believing that everyone who thinks he is a complete cunt crumpet is the same person! There are more than 6 people in the world.
Soz @tokyo-saint - you were given a (dis)honourable mention, so assumed you had posted earlier on the the thread - I couldnāt be arsed to trawl back and check. My bad.
As much as I like the beef thread, if our sectarian little Scot were not able to spew venom anywhere, heād probably take the hump and flounce.
Then, @themightyostrich would start a thread asking where another one of our beloved posters had gotten off to.
I would then ask him if he knew the meaning of the word ābelovedā. Heād then accuse me of being patronising, even though he upvoted me for patronising @barry-sanchez .
In short, itās a vicious circle, @cobham-saint .
beloved bÉŖĖlŹvÉŖd,bÉŖĖlŹvd/ adjective adjective: beloved
- 1. dearly loved. āhis beloved Tokesā
| synonyms: | darling, dear, dearest, precious, adored, loved, much loved, favourite, cherished, treasured, prized, esteemed, worshipped, idolized, lionized More |
- very popular with (a specified set of people). āthe stark council estates beloved of town planners in the 1960sā
noun noun: beloved
- 1. a much loved person - definitely not a midget cunt crumpet. āwe watched as our beloved Tokes got a bite from pap againā
| synonyms: | sweetheart, loved one, love, true love, lady love, darling, dearest, dear one, lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, young lady, young man, woman friend, lady friend, man friend, beau, admirer, worshipper, inamorata, not pap; More |
Wow, itās a little bit saddening how much notice you obviously take of upvotes and downvotes pap. I shall make sure I think verrrrrry carefully before dishing them out in future in case it causes you confusion. āBut first he says Iām patronisingā¦ b-but then he upvotes meā¦ does he love me or not? I cannot tell! Iām so confused!ā
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Iām not confused, son.
I am perfectly well aware that me patronising people is perfectly okay as long as it isnāt you. And even then, itās perfectly okay. Except for you 
Pap is getting annoyed (he will he isnāt but he is) as he has started using āsonā. If he goes full āmushā you get 10 troll points TMO. Pick your next post carefully. I have faith in you getting to the little fuck goblin.
Oh pap, you little pickle, Iām not fragile enough to care whether you patronise me or not, I just called you up on it because I think itās a shitty way to behave when someone asks a genuine question. I also find it ironic that you can accuse me and Tokyo of being egotistical when you yourself set so much stock in your own up and down votes, and youāre so quick to point out how much everyone likes you when they actually meet you, and that you get so much pleasure from trying to belittle people and show how much more you know about something than someone else. Itās an interesting insight into your character (or lack thereof).
Just efficient, my precious little toad.
If you can think of a quicker way for me to patronise @themightyostrich , Iām all ears.
That three character āsonā proper took it out of me. Fuck knows how you managed to get your āOk Steveā out.
It _must _ have been exhausting.
Nice try P, Iād love to get involved and tell you your mum shit the best part out when you were born but this is TMOās gig. Answer the man!
Nah, heās much better floundering.
No (actually, some) disrespect, but Iāve been deep into my history in recent weeks. Iāve been reading about things like the Ostfront and Verdun. In this heightened sense of vicarious empathy, I have little to no time for upset people on the Internet, save upsetting them further.
Fuck off Bilbo Baggins, this is the beef thread. Isnāt the point of this to joust things out verbally? You know I love that and you showing yourself as a weasel a few years ago and ever since gives me an adversey but this isnāt my fight. Call TMO a mush and complete your destiny.
Look mush, I might have bothered trying to explain that I wasnāt the imagined fantasy some twat had dreamed up on the Internet back in my TSW days.
This is Sotonians, baby. We meet in pubs. Iāve drunk for literal days with many of the fuckers on this forum, added all up.
And they wonāt get upset at me referring to them as that, because they know itās not coming from a bad place.
Iām not bothering to explain the vast differences between someoneās remote Internet assessment and reality, partially because I canāt be arsed, but mostly because I donāt fucking have to.
Upgrade your Sotonians experience by buying a drink in a pub at a participating venue.
ok Steve