I donât understand what you mean 
Haha. Snappier deletions of evidence relating to ones amusing cock-ups has rarely been seen. 
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Placeholder beef (to be claimed by GA 
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What is this place? Fuck this is weird - fucking twilight zone for forum cunts - scary
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Tokes sent me this Vine via PM.
Itâs a Liverpool fan making aeroplane arms. It wasnât news. The Munich air disaster had already been mentioned in the thread, so I suspected it was just trolling. I dunno, perhaps he genuinely thought my response would be to humbly prostrate myself before the forum, perhaps begging forgiveness because of this vid.
I did not do that, I asked him to stop being a twat, nipper. (close, Bear!). Heâd rather be a troll, so spends a while having a go at scousers before I finally call him a âlonely cuntâ, pretty justified given the circumstances.
The usual moans about how I let Bear get away with everything, and a barrage of insults, directed either at me or the forum. I printed some here, out of context, without really saying what they were, just to let him know I wasnât bothered.
I forgot to log âwalking abortionâ at the time. Consider yourselves updated.
You learn a lot about someone in a beef, especially when it comes to how far someone is prepared to go to win it. I was under the impression Tokes and I got on well and that our relationship could withstand a few C-Bombs. I was wrong. The result was like having a row with a coked up Britain First wife at the end of the bag.
Iâm sure Tokes has a brilliant, triumphalist revision of these events which results in his present heroic exile. From my shoes, it was like âwow, this cunt really hates meâ.
I donât care if he comes back, in all truth.
Originally posted by @Bearsy
I think you should Bend Over and take one for the Team once in a while srs.
Itâs a great idea in the abstract. No idea what it means in practice.
I have to compromise all the time, Bear. That might not be the lubed up over barrel fantasy you were having, but the effect is much the same.
Thatâs why weâre losing our High Maintenance posters.
I can do without certain drama, but youâre damned if you do and youâre damned if you donât.
Itâs like playing human whackamole. Please one person and piss someone else off.
Tokes wanted a new TMS. Ohio wanted boobs. I wanted a new Lounge. Lou wasnât over hot on the boobs.
You have Long Term relationship with a Woman, you should know all about this. When yo argue with yo bitch and she turns menstral, do you keep attacking her with rational debate?
Where does that get you? Iâm like, yes love. Ur prob right. I shouldâve bought 4 pts milk rather than 2. I shouldâve realised you was gonna be back on them gross milkshake things now itâs Bikini Weather.
Ok, so on those two conversations
#1) that would have meant me telling JS to shut up about his insights on Syria, and yes Lou, the site is crap and people should consider not posting here anymore.
#2) agreeing with Tokes on all the wonderful ideas he has about scousers.
Wasnât really happening, was it? 
I understand your point very well. I can, and I do, but there are some situations where it is impossible.
Itâs dumb, and some would say demeaning, but it costs me Nothing!
Itâll drive you mad in the long run. Youâll end up tanked up in Brum, holding a broken glass honey jar, slashing at random pedestrians. Donât bottle it up.
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I canât decide if you are talking complete shite as that is what you really believe Pap or if you are just fishing to get me to argue with you in Public? If so does the battlefiled really have to be on a thread about Lou? That is just taking things too far.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Pap - youâre such a dick!
Correct.
Iâm actually quite happy about it. I thought I was a cunt.
Glad to see you. Your greeting would have made me happier if youâd swapped the ârâ for a âvâ, though.
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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint
I canât decide if you are talking complete shite as that is what you really believe Pap or if you are just fishing to get me to argue with you in Public?
Weâve got a Beef Thread for public arguments, my good man. If I wanted a beef, Iâd put it there.
The original post with the Colin Farrell thing was fishing. The rest was a response to Bearâs account of our exchange.
A less charitable man might even say you grassed me, and your accusers were right all along, but I told a few of lads youâd called me a poison dwarf cunt anyway. They laughed.
If so does the battlefiled really have to be on a thread about Lou? That is just taking things too far.
Beef Thread, which is where you should have placed half of yesterdayâs post.
Serious question, you know when you say things like âmy good manâ does a little voice in the back of your head shout âWANKER!â?
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Pap, though, you seriously need to chill out.
A good mate of mine reckons that if youâre not pissed off about something, life isnât worth living.
Thatâs a fair assessment though.
Iâm not annoyed with you,
Huzzah.
youâre just a bit bloody full on!
Take some nurofen for the pain, and stuff your face with chocolateâŚworks wonders for me every month.
I am not menstruating madam, and frankly, Iâm alarmed at how sexist this is.
And I also think you were all bloody mean to Furball when he was clearly not himselfâŚmuch as Iâm on Goatboyâs side.
We, especially me, were restrained and could have been worse. The devil on my shoulder was toying with the idea of getting it onto TSW and UI, but I listened to my better angels, and didnât bother.
His actions on that thread werenât new. Mountains from molehills have long been a part of the manâs modus operandi - used to happen quite frequently on TSW.
I closed that thread because there was a chance that he wasnât well.
That was good enough for me, but Iâm still not sure that it was anything more than business as usual. Weâll delete the thread if he wants.
Nah. Thatâd be shit.
First, itâs redundant in the age in Internet porn. I simply assume every other bloke is a wanker, knowing that I am too.
Second, itâs far too phonetically satisfying a word to say quietly.
Needs to be belted out loudly, with special attention paid to the opening syllable. A flat w really doesnât do it for me. Youâve got to go with âwhâ
Does that help?
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Ha! Which is the absolute opposite to of my life philosophy. I like being happy and merry!
Ah yes, but if our ancestors hadnât got pissed off about working hours and conditions, our opportunities to be happy and merry wouldnât be as bountiful
True story Barry. When I finally lost it with Pap and decided to bite and come back with a few insults, poison dwarf, walking abortion etc, the best and most offensive thing he could say about me was to compare me to you Barry. That cut deep.
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The âwhy doesnât everyone love meâ desperation on this one is pretty good.
n sure you have called bear a cunt as well? You wouldnât be a hypocrite and not miss out calling âyour best posterâ a lonely cunt as well?
Bear - by rights, I need to call you a lonely cunt now. Iâve decided to take one for the team and 'fess to the hypocrite charge.
Or do you put your dying forum before your morals?
Originally posted by @Fatso
Iâm lonely.
Iâll be able to help you out once I get a pulse from this forum.
You donât just look like a sex offender Pap, you really are a prime cunt muscle. One minute it is all âI miss his posts, Iâm a nice guy giving out olive branchesâ the next it is aggression and bullshit again. Where did this arrogance come from? Is it from the forum praise? I have helped create a monster. The dork in the Metallica T-shirt is now running the games workshop, he is now a big deal and is going to talk to people like shit.
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Gonna move mine and Tokesâ beef to the beef thread.