SHIT FUCK BOLLOCKS…there’s no logic in football forecasting anymore.
There are Fails.
Then there are EPIC FAILS…
I warn you 'tis well known pride comes before a fall. You are but a Gnat’s cock away from my rejuvenation. The seeds are sewn, I can hardly contain my excitement. Yourself and @JxgrSaint will be swallowed up like flies in a Dionaea muscipula.
DID I mention you?
Or was referring to my recent fall down the table?
I think you were talking about me. It’s my default setting.
Sadly Coleen Rooney and I face jealousy wherever we go.
Round 37 - A Late Surge from Continent
Wow, 12 matches to predict this round in reparation for the final round and what a round it was for @Polski_Filip, just. his 7 correct predictions, with 3 exact, earnt him this week’s by 1 whole point from an unlucky @DellBoy.
Bottom of the table, for shame, with a massive 2½ points is @lifeintheslowlane who, until this week, looked like he was going to be challenging for the top spot. Unfortunately his score is like Spurs losing to Norwich. What a time to earn your first
Tasty Leader Board
@DellBoy’s score see’s him close to within a gnats cock of @Rugbysaint, ½ point to be exact. with @Polski_Filip not far behind, 5 pts I believe.
Bottom of the table sees @Cobham-Saint and @PhilippineSaint swap again, is this some swingers party?
All set for an exciting final week!!
Out of sympathy to a clearly shell shocked LITSL, I have tried to be as shit as possible with my picks this week.
I should also add that after an awful start, my FPL has been on a decent rn of late (which will end today) quite a few weeks in Top 120% and even a few entries into the Top 10%. Certainly looking like Europa Conference level
Hideous!
@Goatboy got impatient and asked for me to renew the pool for next season, which I have duly done, I’ve also just realised I haven’t sent out the final table yet.
Will do that soon as well.
Have already put the first round in
Nb we are equal top
I have put scores in for all 38 rounds by my reckoning Man City win the league we are a clsoe second and Liverpool 3rd
Relegated Fulham Notts Forest and Leeds
Gosh I’m bad aren’t I, new season nearly upon us and I haven’t crowned the winner from last season, I am so full of profuse apologies*
So here we go :-
Round 38 - Final Round of the Season
And I can’t get to it because they’ve archived it…watch this space
*Not really true at all, couldn’t give a rat’s arse to be honest
Oooo Ooooo was it me…did I win? Obviously using a wealth of Footballing knowledge, superior to all other youngsters…as they say, I SMASHED IT!
Nope
How cruel…you could have broken it to me, more sympathetically.
Meh, go cry to someone who has a fuck to give!!!
I’ll send Chambers around to sort you out young man, he used to be a bare-knuckle fighter I’ll have you know.
Win?
Christ, dont think you could even beat me & I’m rubbish!
Hang on a minute #metoo