đŸ€Ș Stir Crazy Antidote #1 - Change Walk to Wank

Monkey Tennis Stir Crazy Antidotes
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It’s your age love.

62

A I cant go to clubland
 i am wank on water


63

Even though I’m over 50 I sleep wank most nights.

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64

This gave me a great idea.
Gonna dig out my old Sony Wankman to relieve the boredom

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65

Need to add a bit of class 
 By William Wordsworth


Sweet was the wank along the narrow lane
At noon, the bank and hedge-rows all the way
Shagged with wild pale green tufts of fragrant hay,
Caught by the hawthorns from the loaded wain,
Which Age with many a slow stoop strove to gain;
And childhood, seeming still most busy, took
His little rake; with cunning side-long look,
Sauntering to pluck the strawberries wild, unseen.
Now, too, on melancholy’s idle dreams
Musing, the lone spot with my soul agrees,
Quiet and dark; for through the thick wove trees
Scarce peeps the curious star till solemn gleams
The clouded moon, and calls me forth to stray
Thro’ tall, green, silent woods and ruins grey.

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66

I think you’ll find that Rufus Thomas was the first to wank that dog.

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67

My ambition is to have people rub my brass star on the Hollywood Wank of Fame.

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68

As opposed to them rubbing your brown star now?

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69

No, I regularly get that - so it’s not an ambition.

70

The small town of Yarm, in Cleveland, has a delightful riverside path named True Lovers Wank.

71

Prince Philip always wanks behind the Queen.

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72

I think that’s for the best. He shouldn’t do it in front of her.

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73

John Glenn was the first man to wank in space; Neil Armstrong was the first to wank on the moon, closely followed by Buzz Aldrin. Who will be the first to wank on Mars I wonder?

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74

Matt Damon?

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75

I know a guy that had one of them, used to hide in it and watch his wife getting shagged by somebody else.

76

As the Ramones put it:

I don’t wanna wank around with you,
So why you wanna wank around with me?
I don’t wanna wank around with you.

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77

And who could forget the Bonzo Dog Band song Quiet Talks and Summer Wanks? Not me for starters.

78

As the Yellow Pages used to say - let your fingers do the wanking.

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79

He treats her terribly; he wanks all over her.

80

Before you judge a man, wank a mile in his shoes


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