Right, we’re going to need a series of threads that can alleviate the boredom of no football, no pubs, no food and no hope.
This is trending on Twitter at the moment.
Simple rule.
Take a well-known phrase or saying and change each WALK to WANK.
I’m going out for a wank, I may be some time.
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Dead man wanking…
Wank on the wild side
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These boots are made for wanking
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Wankers Shortbread… for a game of soggy biscuit ?
The minute you wanked in the joint
I could see you were a man of distinction
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Wank like an Egyptian.
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The wanking dead
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I’m wanking in Memphis
I’m just going to wank the dog dear, won’t be long.
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Giant steps are what you take
Wanking on the moon
Wank on by by the Stranglers
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The wank of fame
The wank of shame
Moon wanking
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You talk the talk
Do you wank the wank
Open the door,
Get on the floor,
everybody wank the dinosaur… 
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And ah I would wank 500 miles…
Before you judge a man, wank a mile in his shoes.
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Mandela’s Long Wank to Freedom.
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