Itās worth amending the whole song, tbh⦠
When you wank through a storm
Hold your head up high
And donāt be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
Thereās a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Wank on through the wind
Wank on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Wank on, wank on
With hope in your heart
And youāll never wank alone
I particularly like the ātossed and blownā bit in this context.

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Why wank a dog -Jack White.
Anything by The Wankmen.
Cake Wankinā Babies From Home - Bessie Smith
Wankinā On The Spot - Crowded House.
Wanking after Midnight - Patsy Cline.
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You canāt run before you can wank.
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Dr Feelgood, Wanking the Dog.
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At Christmas time we will be ā¦
Wanking in the air
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Itās lucky I donāt have a daughter, Iād have felt a little uncomfortable wanking her up the aisle.
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If pirates were going to punish pinocchio would they make him āwank the plankā? 
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Back in the uni days⦠after a successful night out, the morning after may have involved the āwank of shameā
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Always make sure the lollipop lady is watching you whilst you wank across the road.
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Best wanks with a view - with Julia Bradbury.
Mmmm
I used to think maybe you loved me now baby Iām sure
And I just canāt wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down
'Cause I just canāt wait 'til you write me youāre coming around
Iām wanking on sunshine (Wow!)
Iām wanking on sunshine (Wow!)
Iām wanking on sunshine (Wow!)
And donāt it feel good
Iām a member of the ministry of silly wanks.
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I want one of those wank-in wardrobes.
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Iāve been tiptoeing around the place since the wife caught me doing something inappropriate whilst making an omelette.
Iāve been wanking on eggshells.
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I have one of those, where I keep my porn stashā¦
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Iām wanking with a limp.
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My mate said itās really easy to get away with public exposure - he said itās a wank in the park.
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