🤪 Stir Crazy Antidote #1 - Change Walk to Wank

It’s worth amending the whole song, tbh… :smile:

When you wank through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark

At the end of a storm
There’s a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Wank on through the wind
Wank on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown

Wank on, wank on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never wank alone

I particularly like the ā€œtossed and blownā€ bit in this context. :+1: :+1:

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Why wank a dog -Jack White.
Anything by The Wankmen.
Cake Wankin’ Babies From Home - Bessie Smith
Wankin’ On The Spot - Crowded House.
Wanking after Midnight - Patsy Cline.

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You can’t run before you can wank.

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Dr Feelgood, Wanking the Dog.

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At Christmas time we will be …

Wanking in the air

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It’s lucky I don’t have a daughter, I’d have felt a little uncomfortable wanking her up the aisle.

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If pirates were going to punish pinocchio would they make him ā€˜wank the plank’? :thinking:

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Back in the uni days… after a successful night out, the morning after may have involved the ā€˜wank of shame’

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Corona’d

Always make sure the lollipop lady is watching you whilst you wank across the road.

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Best wanks with a view - with Julia Bradbury.

Mmmm

Wainwright Wanks.

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I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I’m sure
And I just can’t wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now every time I go for the mailbox, gotta hold myself down
'Cause I just can’t wait 'til you write me you’re coming around

I’m wanking on sunshine (Wow!)
I’m wanking on sunshine (Wow!)
I’m wanking on sunshine (Wow!)
And don’t it feel good

Jesus wanked on water.

Apparently.

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I’m a member of the ministry of silly wanks.

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I want one of those wank-in wardrobes.

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I’ve been tiptoeing around the place since the wife caught me doing something inappropriate whilst making an omelette.

I’ve been wanking on eggshells.

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I have one of those, where I keep my porn stash…

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I’m wanking with a limp.

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My mate said it’s really easy to get away with public exposure - he said it’s a wank in the park.

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