So with social distancing so important, is it now not ok to go outside for a wank?
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I think it’s still OK, as long as you maintain a sensible distance from other people while you enjoy your wank. I believe our Prime Minister enjoys a nice wank in the open air, but it’s clearly more difficult for him as he’s invariably surrounded by security staff during his wanks.
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Anyone seen the Rise of Skywanker?
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Haven’t seen that one yet, but I do believe that many people have gained great enjoyment from watching Wankabout.
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I love a wank in the sunshine and the forest. In fact I just love wanking.
Any other recommendations of good places to wank ?
I must admit I had a good walk after watching that for the first time.
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I may have had one at Lepe beach in fact I am pretty sure I had one with a girlfriend there.
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Gary Lineker.
Wankers Crisps.
It’s so obvious now 
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Have we had Dire Straits, The Wank of Life yet? 
Being a physiotherapist I get a lot of pleasure from helping people wank again, sometimes they need handheld assistance to start wanking, some find it easier to practice their wanking in the hydrotherapy pool, some find it very painful and need a wanking aid, but I get the most satisfaction when my patients can finally wank all on their own, ‘slow and steady’ I tell them ‘slooooow and steeadyy’, and then when they’re ready for discharge my work is done.
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So obvious that it appeared in the third post in the thread?
Walker.
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I watched Rise of Skywanker this week. It was a pile of walk.
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Wanker, Texas Ranger
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Personal though, Wanker’s Sensations do it for me…
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Fuck off you ridiculously-shirted twat, this thread was already riddled with more duplicates than a twins reunion 
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Fuck getting to this thread late.
You’ve nicked every joke I wanted to do you fucking walker.
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Real life mimics this Forum.
NYC issues Masturbation recommendation
