đŸ€Ș Stir Crazy Antidote #1 - Change Walk to Wank

You’ll find us all doing the Lambeth wank.

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Take a wank on the wild side

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He had fuck all else to do for 27 years

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The sun ain’t gonna shine any more, by The Wanker Brothers.

Wank all over you (AC/DC)

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Wanks like a lady

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Wank by Pantera

If I feel frustrated in a situation, I take a deep breath and wank away (Iman)

Golf is a good wank ruined

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Here in Poland it is illegal to Jaywank

Frankie Valley

Ooo-Wee-Ooooooh-Wa
(Wank, wank, wank, wank)
Ooo-Wee-Ooooooh
Wank like a man


Wanking back to happiness

I’m wanking, yes indeed*

* This is not a description of my present activity, it’s a song by Fats Domino. As, of course, is Wanking to New Orleans**

** Ah fuck it, I’m fooling no-one.

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Billy take a wank, take a wank, take a wank,
Billy take a wank, take a wank, take a wank,
Billy take a wank, take a wank, take a wank,
Billyyyyyyyy, take a wank with me

From Rat Trap but the Boomtown Rats

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What’s the connection between Buzz Aldrin, Sting, and Michael Jackson? :thinking:

Aldrin wanked on the moon, Sting sang about wanking on the moon


while Michael Jackson fucked kids.

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From the same song


Wank, don’t wank

Wank, don’t wank


And you’ll neeever wank alone, alone

Wanking back to happiness. Woopah. Oh yeah.

you getting old?

Can’t be arsed to read every post, but for @Barry-Sanchez and @pap, You’ll never wank alone

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