Youâll find us all doing the Lambeth wank.
Take a wank on the wild side
He had fuck all else to do for 27 years
The sun ainât gonna shine any more, by The Wanker Brothers.
Wank all over you (AC/DC)
Wanks like a lady
Wank by Pantera
If I feel frustrated in a situation, I take a deep breath and wank away (Iman)
Golf is a good wank ruined
Here in Poland it is illegal to Jaywank
Frankie Valley
Ooo-Wee-Ooooooh-Wa
(Wank, wank, wank, wank)
Ooo-Wee-Ooooooh
Wank like a manâŠ
Wanking back to happiness
Iâm wanking, yes indeed*
* This is not a description of my present activity, itâs a song by Fats Domino. As, of course, is Wanking to New Orleans**
** Ah fuck it, Iâm fooling no-one.
Billy take a wank, take a wank, take a wank,
Billy take a wank, take a wank, take a wank,
Billy take a wank, take a wank, take a wank,
Billyyyyyyyy, take a wank with me
From Rat Trap but the Boomtown Rats
Whatâs the connection between Buzz Aldrin, Sting, and Michael Jackson?
Aldrin wanked on the moon, Sting sang about wanking on the moonâŠ
while Michael Jackson fucked kids.
From the same songâŠ
Wank, donât wankâŠ
Wank, donât wankâŠ
And youâll neeever wank alone, alone
Wanking back to happiness. Woopah. Oh yeah.
you getting old?
Canât be arsed to read every post, but for @Barry-Sanchez and @pap, Youâll never wank alone