A delightful picture of Lord Slowlane on the front page of today’s Times, partaking of his daily exercise in a Southampton park. Well done to his Lordship for putting Sotonians on the map!
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You didn’t see The Daily Sport running the same picture this morning I assume…
“Rabid Septuagenarian Runs Down Child in Morning Tirade Through Park”
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Well, it looks like we’re moving. We are off to South Liverpool, which is a bit more bohemian than this North Liverpool life. Completely different sort of house to what we have now, a Victorian terrace done up to a nice standard rather than the 80s new build we live in now done out to look like a viking’s hall.
This would seem to be a detriment given the present Chez Pap’s party potential, but it won’t be. It’s smack in the middle of loads of very nice pubs, one of the few places to come through the smoking ban relatively unscathed.
It’s also very close to Sefton Park, Liverpool’s nicest park. The chances of an awkward meeting with Baz are increasing.
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Looking good. 
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Nobody escapes my evil influence once we’ve met
She’s the new James Bond?
That would be 007 rather than 70.0
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She looks more capable than Moore did in View To a Kill.
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She is indeed extremely capable. She copes with me.
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It’s been quite a day. Not sure how it happened but I am now Deputy Mayor of Wem, my home town. And Mayor elect for next year. 
Whereupon I shall be known as His Worship the Shroppie.
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Yay 1st in line for PPE contracts in Shroppie shire
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That would be so corrupt. I’m sure no one would ever do that
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Corrected for you
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I have reached the point in life where I don’t really understand what is happening anymore, you know the point in life @lifeintheslowlane got to in the 30’s
Today i read that someone became a millionaire by doing this
“I began by buying and selling CryptoKitties, which are virtual cats traded in Ethereum"
WTAF
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