Got married at the weekend. No really!
Will buy a few drinks when weâre all allowed out again
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NooooooooooâŚ
Joking.
Congrats now we need the full report what was a Lockdown wedding like?
How stressful was it wondering ifâŚ
Nah.
Well done just do as your told life will be easy now.
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Congrats!
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Congratulations!
Howâs Dave taking it - presumably you had to divorce @Fowllyd first?
Anyone that has spent more than 5 minutes with you both knows youâve been married for a VERY long time.
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Itâs a menage a twat.
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Both of our wives are very understanding.
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Congratulations/Commiserations delete as appropriate
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Mrs P_F is suffering from a bad back. She told me she is past it & I need to go get the Divorce papers & upgrade to a newer model (ffs she is 20 years less broken than me)
Anyway, i said dont be stupid, i still love you & no way Iâm gonna upgrade you without holding some interviews first.
I didnât get a black eye & she said she had some ideas.
Iâm now worriedâŚ
What happened to the Stag night?
Asking for an alcoholic friend.
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Thanks all. Wedding surprisingly normal once shielding relations went home. Drink seemed to make the a pandemic go away. Fingers croseed etc etc
Stag night to come. Or at least a few beers. Havenât got the money for Riga, Prague etc now so downtown SouthamptonâŚ
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Ah.
So you are living Tenet.
Looking forward to hearing about the proposal
LOL. Now this one I can relate to! I am of that age. An undisturbed night of sleep is not to be sniffed at.
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âŚnor a wet bed, which by the way is it itself a disqualification.
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Are you still allowed a bifta on matchdays?
I vaguely remember the concept.
None of this Scouse slang on here. 
They use bifta for ciggie up here, and thatâs not what we mean by it in Southampton.
The mind boggles!
Means spliff down in Southampton.
Which is why I always giggle when someone up here says âgot a bifta, lad?â
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Whatâs a âSpliffâ?
A jazz woodbine.
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