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Ditto
Happy Birthday GB. Have a great day.
Happy birthday youngster…may Global Warming keep you cosy in your advanced years. 
Holy fuck
Not sure that a church blessed / located sexual encounter is recommended but enjoy your birthday GB 
A little context - the front of the card said (something like)…
Did he share with you the expensive present I got him?
Not yet… should I ask?
Ah, the vibrator that looks like a cigar…
He hasn’t unwrapped it yet…
This?
After months of application forms, some rather shoddy recruitment practice and a few interviews my partner has signed a contract for his new job in another borough. He will be leaving his current place having been there over 5 years and is stepping up to service manager level.
At a time when the other J:Law is arguably on the decline
Winning my first Newport Ale House Wednesday night pub quiz.
And then watching in horror as our team of 5 said they’d we’d donate the £17 prize money to charity.
Cunts.
Wouldn’t happen in Brambridge.