Hopefully she at least got something for Christmas that she wanted.
Ms pap is no longer my girlfriend.
She is now the future wife.
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Happy Christmas all. Best present for me is that I have just (23rd pm) secured a new job after 3 years of being without one. Happy days! 
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Thatās great news Dickie boy.
Enjoy.
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So you proposed?
Share a picture of your ring.
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Congratulations! You took your fucking time.
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Brilliant! Merry Christmas mate!
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Congratulations Pap.
The 2nd proposal is always more memorable
Own up. You forgot her present didnāt you?
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Nope. I got her one of those Fire 4K Cube things as well. Young Adult #1 has been busy barking orders to Alexa like a stormtrooper.
Alexa is about to have a nervous breakdown by the end of the day.
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I did. I went down on one knee. No significant height loss was observed.
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Did she think you were having some sort of stroke?
She wouldnāt be the first. This month.
Whoop de dooā¦brilliant mate.
Personally though for me that would be my worst fuckinā nightmare. 
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Congratulations mate. Went down on one knee eh. As Paul McCartney said when asked about his proposal to Heather Mills, did you go down on one knee? Canāt you just call her Heather?
Surprised he could reach! 
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Benjamin Myers is following me on Twitter. This makes me abnormally happy.
who the fuck is Benjamin Myers?
Author.