🎂 Sotonians milestones

[Intiniki]

There are £5 meals all over the place. Plus didn’t the CO-OP do meal deal?.

[pap]

I’m largely ditching a certain vice. Special occasions, fine. Everyday use, nah. Everyone who has met me in person will know what that is.

This may mean certain peeps are going to get less fucked on the theoretical match-days I might attend. Given that the reality is I don’t get to them anymore, I can live with that.

[saintbletch]

Can I buy some of your old equipment?

My baby-grow is chafing and I’ve ‘soiled’ all my nappies.

They’ll miss you in the Northam and I’ll miss the “He’s a baby, He’s a baby” chant.

[Nottarf-Krap]

May i just say that you have done a wise thing. Masturbation in itself is not necessarily a bad thing but, as i know from bitter experience, what starts as the occasional recreational wank can very quickly become a ‘certain vice’. I never quite reached your standard of everyday use, but i was getting there. I now just indulge on ‘special occasions’, so it can be done. If i may be so bold as to give you a good tip, when the craving for a J Arthur becomes too much, find something else to occupy your hands. In my case, rolling a nice fat spliff worked wonders, i’m now down to 3 spliffs a day and only masturbate on birthdays, Christmas, and seeing the New Year in. So you see, it can be done. Hope this helps. Remember, JUST SAY NO!

[Goatboy]

Quite appropriate that we are playing Man United today as a load of their fans sang “Where’s your Judy gone?” at him after one previous encounter. Coz he looks like this:

A happy 56th birthday to @DellBoy
Doesn’t look a day over 55.

[DellBoy]

As if becoming an older c@nt wasn’t enough. Thanks for dragging up this lowlight @Goatboy.

[lifeintheslowlane]

40th today!

[Goatboy]

I had you down for slightly older than that but happy birthday lifer

[Polski_Filip]

I’m stunned. Totally stunned.
Been out with a tour all day, Mrs P_F been at her Mum’s gardening all day.
She also collected her voting confirmation thingy ready for tomorrow’s General Election.
And I have one.
No idea how. No idea if it will work, BUT for the 1st time in over 26 years I will go to a Polling Station tomorrow.
Updates will follow, and I wont be voting for PiS the Nationalist mob.
Time for some quick googling

[Polski_Filip]

I didn’t vote. I am on the register but needed to be here for 12 months to vote.
Mrs P_F did.
Vote 1 paper, 2 names for Senator.
Vote 2 paper. A0 sized! 7 parties approx 14 names PER PARTY. You get 1 vote…
Turned out I knew more about it than her lol.

Warsaw had queues at the polling booths. When we went to the village school it looked less than 25% had voted no news yet

[Goatboy]

“I am on the register”

[Goatboy]

Have a good day @Polski_Filip!

[Saint-or-sinner]

Happy birthday @Polski_Filip
Pick yourself some of those magic mushrooms(in season) and enjoy the ride(rather than supplying it).

[Fowllyd]

And a big happy birthday to @Polski_Filip from me too!

[pap]

Firstborn is now a Master of History.

First class honours.

[CB-Saint]

Good for her

[pap]

I’m at that stage of my professional career where I do not look for one job. I look for opportunities that allow me to take my own people with me. For the first time ever, I got offered a job at the same time as someone else. Superb.

To be fair, the buggers did initially joke that they really loved my staff, but weren’t sure about me.

I simply said, “I don’t blame you”. Much hilarity and contract offers ensued.

[Intiniki]

Back to work full time today. I’ve been waiting about 6 months.

I’m knackered already.

[pap]

I started going out with my girlfriend 25 years ago today.

[saintbletch]

Let’s hope your wife doesn’t find out.