Wellā¦
Nah weekend job on the golf thread, plenty of time if anyone wants to sign up
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Happy bidet
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Its the thought that countsā¦ not the shit timing 
I too have the big 50 up this year, but not until November so I am officially not an old MAP until thenā¦
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FVCKING yoof, no respect these days
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Early 2020 for me. In some ways I am a grumpy old cunt already, but in others, iām a demented youngster.
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Iāve been half-promoted, and by that I mean Iāve taken on more responsibility and am still getting the same money until formal renegotiation. Been a mental few weeks. If you told me Iād be doing this a year ago Iād have laughed in your face.
I barely code anymore and the vast majority of my day consists of sending emails, attending meetings and trying very hard not to be a dick.
Itās that last part which is killing me.
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Management position it is then.
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Theyāll only get someone else to do it if I donāt!
Just give me my corporate baubles, dammit 
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Jeez, key to the executive dunny.
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Keys to a throaty four wheeled penis extension that I couldnāt possibly afford on my own dime will do me fine.
Client meetings, init.
Do you have to wear brogues?
Platforms and thatās just to reach the pedals
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Everybody should have to wear brogues.
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The working class
Can kiss my arse
Iāve got the foremanās job at last
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Pearl divers?
Of course. Or was that a euphemism?
Heās already banned from there for wiping the wrong way.
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Young Adult #2 just buying ticket for the whole weekend at Reading
#Iāmold
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