🎂 Sotonians milestones


Nah weekend job on the golf thread, plenty of time if anyone wants to sign up


Happy bidet


Finger on the pulse as ever @Map-Of-Tasmania



Its the thought that counts… not the shit timing :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: I too have the big 50 up this year, but not until November so I am officially not an old MAP until then…


FVCKING yoof, no respect these days


Early 2020 for me. In some ways I am a grumpy old cunt already, but in others, i’m a demented youngster.


I’ve been half-promoted, and by that I mean I’ve taken on more responsibility and am still getting the same money until formal renegotiation. Been a mental few weeks. If you told me I’d be doing this a year ago I’d have laughed in your face.

I barely code anymore and the vast majority of my day consists of sending emails, attending meetings and trying very hard not to be a dick.

It’s that last part which is killing me.


Management position it is then.


They’ll only get someone else to do it if I don’t!

Just give me my corporate baubles, dammit :wink:


:lou_facepalm_2: Jeez, key to the executive dunny.


Keys to a throaty four wheeled penis extension that I couldn’t possibly afford on my own dime will do me fine.

Client meetings, init.


Do you have to wear brogues?


Platforms and that’s just to reach the pedals :roll_eyes:


Everybody should have to wear brogues.


And a tweed jacket and plus fours


But remember @pap “No brown in town”.


The working class
Can kiss my arse
I’ve got the foreman’s job at last


Pearl divers?


Of course. Or was that a euphemism?


He’s already banned from there for wiping the wrong way.


Young Adult #2 just buying ticket for the whole weekend at Reading