Nah weekend job on the golf thread, plenty of time if anyone wants to sign up
Its the thought that counts… not the shit timing I too have the big 50 up this year, but not until November so I am officially not an old MAP until then…
FVCKING yoof, no respect these days
Early 2020 for me. In some ways I am a grumpy old cunt already, but in others, i’m a demented youngster.
I’ve been half-promoted, and by that I mean I’ve taken on more responsibility and am still getting the same money until formal renegotiation. Been a mental few weeks. If you told me I’d be doing this a year ago I’d have laughed in your face.
I barely code anymore and the vast majority of my day consists of sending emails, attending meetings and trying very hard not to be a dick.
It’s that last part which is killing me.
Management position it is then.
They’ll only get someone else to do it if I don’t!
Just give me my corporate baubles, dammit
Jeez, key to the executive dunny.
Keys to a throaty four wheeled penis extension that I couldn’t possibly afford on my own dime will do me fine.
Client meetings, init.
Do you have to wear brogues?
Platforms and that’s just to reach the pedals
Everybody should have to wear brogues.
The working class
Can kiss my arse
I’ve got the foreman’s job at last
Of course. Or was that a euphemism?
He’s already banned from there for wiping the wrong way.