Yeah don’t get too twatted or you’ll B-hungover
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It took you 11 minutes to work that one out???
Yay! Someone else catching me up.
Happy Birthday tripsy
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I’m meant to B-working Bob, I’m coming on here just to slag off the tories and make supposedly funny quips about your birthday when I should be doing my job so lay off me I can’t be on here 24 hours a day making up to the minute witticisms 
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OK, sorry, I’ll B-leaving you alone then…
I B-Lieve your apology to B-Genuine so we’ll leave it at that and let B-Gones B-B-Gones (bit of a stretch that one but I’m leaving it out there).
Enough now B-Quiet.
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Happy birthday. Have a good night, try not to behave yourself.
You look older, Big Birthday Bob.
Happy Birthday Bobster!
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Happy birthday mush. I’ll sink some tonight in your honour.
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I already have.
Hic!
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@BTripz happy birthday BBBBOB. Glass suitably filled, raised and emptied in Carrotshire. Tres bon. SCD
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Happy birthday, @BTripz, once known as Big Bad Bob in realms other.
That is what the triple B stands for, people. A bit of Sotonians lore.
And if Sotonians were the court of Camelot as depicted in the utterly accurate Monty Python’s Holy Grail, you would be Galahad. Committed to a fault, and a man who knows how to weigh a fucking duck properly.
Happy birthday mate.
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If Bob is out on the piss, what are you doing drinking beer in his living room?
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Happy birthday, O Big Bad one.