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Yes, I well remember such comments cropping up regularly on Saintsweb. Always struck me as a bit pathetic back then, and thankfully I’ve yet to see anyone do it on here. Doesn’t mean that nobody ever will though…

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1219

Can you not quote that cunt @pap’s posts please?

I have him on ignore :wink:

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1220

Can’t fucking blame you mate.

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1221

Don’t get me started. It’s just dawned on me that I have to live with the little prick for the rest of my life!

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1222

I just skim through Soggy’s boring diatibes.

1223

If I am on anyones ignore list, you wont see this so fuck you :wink:
If I am not on your ignore list, but feel I should be, because I am an annoying cunt, feel free, I am happy to acknowledge I am an annoying cunt (albeit smart one with a heart) :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
If you simply ignore me irrespective of lists, fair play, I understand. :thinking:

I do not have an ignore list, as although I passed Bletch’s higher grade user exam, I can’t be arsed making it official…and anyway, I want to now what the annoying cunts are saying so I can wade in immediately with both barrels and ensure a good ruckus :boxing_glove:

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1224

Bletch doesn’t set the tests anymore, sonny.

The new tests, design by me, include:-

  • Being able to deck a haughty EU customs official with a stiff-backed British blue passport.
  • A week’s training in Pap’s Army, a version of Dad’s Army but shitter and with less funding. Activities include watching for Spanish armadas and a surprise invasion by the French through the Channel Tunnel.
  • Invasions of the Isle of Wight to maintain battalion fitness

You’re all lucky, grandfathered in under the old system.

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1225

“Oh, East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet”-- Rudyard Kipling .

Seems quite apt

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1226

I preferred the story about the mongoose who’d fuck over snakes.

Of course, it would have turned out differently if he’d put the snakes on ignore.

Aaargh! I’m being bitten to death my invisible snakes.
Rikki-Tiki-Tavi (ignore-enabled version), Rudyard Kipling

1227

Only ever had one person on ignore, my preferred method is actually very simple, I just scroll on by.

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1228

I do similar, like :wink:

1229

I’ll be upfront and honest, I joined @sotonians back in the day for football chat and light hearted banter.

There was plenty of that back then.

These days it seems less about that and more about other stuff. It seems darker and less pleasant tbh - point scoring seems to be the order of the day. People won’t back down and it’s not a good look, but hey I don’t own the site.

A lot of it is definitely not my bag. If that’s what the site is about then fine. I’ll add / occasionally participate but it won’t be of the level that some do, or in the forensic detail.

Anyway, looking forward to the Burnley game, and please people, post some funny stuff :pray:

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1231

You quoted it the other day on another thread @OzSaintDave so a shout out to you :+1:

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1232

Ahem, how does one front for a test when they are over the mountains and across the sea? Seems all very closed shop to me

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1233

Not seeking to spark another conflagration, but you are aware of your contributions to the circumstances you describe, I trust?

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We’ll have you lookin’ out for Kiwis.

Australian government would be well up for it from what I’ve heard.

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1235

The Fed’s, like all and sundry over this great spinning piece of rock can go do one. Our head of is a challenging character, this is for sure.

I at least want a test to be the ability to have a nap within 2 hours of waking up for the day. Bonus points for being able to do so!

1236

All fell apart after Bon died, mucker :wink:

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1237

Thank you good sir, well played!