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[pap]

It does depend on what you find edgy actually. I think you’ve perhaps forgotten that this is only Saints forum where you can call someone a gigantic cuntflap and get a like instead of a ban.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

@pap

ou can call someone a gigantic cuntflap and get a like instead of a ban

Looks like a cunt’s gone fishing for likes

[pap]

Fuck that. If I was fishing for likes I’d have joined the good ship Circlejerk on its ill-fated journey to get back to EU waters!

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[gavstar]

oh does it actually? Well thank you for that you massive cuntflap.

[gavstar]

Apologies, I meant gigantic cuntflap, so sorry

[pap]

@gavstar

Apologies, I meant gigantic cuntflap, so sorry

This is all possible due to the unique way we are funded.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

You are missing a trick, plenty of folks would be willing to pay £5 to call you cuntflaps! ;-0

[pap]

Possibly, but there’s a lovely distinction between visitors and customers.

We might do a donate button at some point, but I’d only want that to pay for a sizeable chunk of advertising and the increase in infrastructure that may be needed.

Not interested in Sotonians as an earner, but now it’s no longer quite the post-referendum collection of various post-apocalyptic biker gangs, I don’t mind showing people around.

[lifeintheslowlane]

SHOW THEM AROUND??
Where the fuck is THE PREMIUM LOUNGE we were promised 5 fuckin’ years ago!
With its non-appearance there’s nothing to show anyone.

[PhilippineSaint]

I’ve got the same uncleaned room since I’ve been here and am still waiting for a replacement pelican.

Slackers the management in this place.

[Cobham-Saint]

@pap

We might do a donate button at some point, but I’d only want that to pay for a sizeable chunk of advertising

To advertise what exactly?

[pap]

Look, there are D+D clubs with more members than us. We can’t afford to split the audience.

[gavstar]

Pretty sure there are ‘bigfoot only knitting and crocheting clubs’ with more members than us.

[scotty]

@gavstar

Apologies, I meant gigantic cuntflap, so sorry

Somewhere on my old phone there’s a screenshot I took while typing a whatsapp reply. The fucking thing was suggesting “gynaecological cuntflaps” or something like it while I was typing an entirely innocuous word, in fact there were three suggestions, all of them in the same vein (fnarr fnarr )

If I can find the picture I’ll post it, it made me wonder what the Chinese overlords were making of my history (yes, it was a huawei…)

[gavstar]

I said that as a joke but they’ve got their own fucking sew on badge and everything!

[gavstar]

@scotty

I was typing an entirely innocuous word

Genealogical chinstraps?

[pap]

It’s the plundering of the grave of a certain Cat Pain Blackadder that offends them.

Does he sound like anyone you know?

[gavstar]

Geographical catflaps?

[scotty]

Brilliant

Where can I join?

[Donkey_Schlong]

@gavstar

What drew you here in the first place?

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