Thereās only one language that matters and thatās the language of luurrrrve. All euro and non euro Dorisās welcome to pop around to old Numpties for a lesson or two. 
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Look the problem with English is that historically, due to our warmongering and colonial history, English is spoken all over the place by most people.
I used to regularly have conversation with french/german/dutch/spanish/etc people about why English people didnāt learn other langauges and my reply was āWe donāt need to because everyone else speaks Englsihā
I said to them when you, Frenchy, are speaking to Dutchy what language do you speak, English he said, āand when you speak to the German guyā, āEnglishā they saidā¦
do you see where Iām going here
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Spoiling for a fight, i reckon.
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The DWP will be sanctioning the shit out of claimants unwilling to buy into this sudden glut of low paid work.
Which would be a step forward from having the DWP sanctioning the shit out of people for not doing unpaid work.
Never mind the rise of Mandarin thoughā¦
We currently pay Ā£15ph, so we actually pay her approx Ā£180pmā¦seems a lot to me.
Fark me. That much.
Let me find some heels & a frock & Iām on the next flight
Iām surprised nobody has joined the dots yet.
Increase in Government spending.
Cut out low skilled labour immigrants & replace with economically inactiveā¦
By cutting their benefits completely unless they take low paid workā¦
ie forced labour.
Kind of ingrained in right wing DNA.
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Reckon you might be alright
I would probably pay double and claim it was good value. When the Ayatollah moved in and we divvyed up the jobs, I got cleaning - which I almost immediately outsourced, much to her annoyance
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Yeah, most spoken language in the work innit? Mind you only in a small party of the world.
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Are you sure? Numbers wise?
Epic fail BBB
Engerlish is 3rd on the list behind Espanyol & Chinese
Yeah, my reply was about mandarin not Englishā¦
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What language is Chinese? Most Chinese in the UK if not all speak Cantonese.
English is also the is most widely spoken language (business) with standard Chinese being the 1st and Spanish 2nd.
In India people from different areas speak English frequently and loads of the adverts are also, money talks.
Theyāve been forcing the disabled into work by revoking PIP payments for the last couple of yearsā¦fuckinā disgusting. 
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I can Interact with the locals But dont speak Malay Or Bahasa or any of the other languages that the Malaysians use 90 % of them speak English and the ones that dont I get a translator for.
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Tried to revoke my daughters PIP, guess they werenāt expecting me to fight them. Another epic fail for them
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Yep another prime example of our ācaringā Tory Government who seem to label everyone in receipt of a care allowance, shiftless and lazy.
Whoever said they cared?