You can rely on me AG
I started in a High End Merchant Ivory Gay porn blockbuster alongside Hugh Grant back in the day.
£15 And a Bacon Sandwich was all I charged.
Obviusly, nobody told us it was Gay porn until after I took my 3rd wife & 14 year old Daughter to see it…
And so I’m in as long as there is no Gay or Hermit porn…
I just wonder whether we’re being skillfully groomed into participating in a porno…just saying.
It’s not a porno if I only cum on your back.
Oh, ok then, if you’re really sure…
Bletch has been dining out (greasy spoon) on the working class hero image for centuries. So to see him playing against type will be interesting. Just don’t let him pick his own wardrobe…
How about a sit-com about two loveable fake-scousers sharing a flat. One sexually abusing tramps and the other working endless hours?
The Liver Buds?
Sounds like a medical drama to me…we’ve got enough of these already.
After so much acting experience (The Mayor of The Munchkins in Wizard of Oz) I am tremendously excited at the chance to play a pint of Ale
This will play to my strengths, not moving for long periods, going a bit flat.
I will obviously need to get down the gym to practice my dry hopping
Sadly Phil, the Green Killer is so called not because of any pitching prowess or green beer, but simply because he disposes of his victims using only sustainable means
How lucky is that eh?
I actually used to run a recycling factory.
So you’re the mad 21 year old Chinese bloke stalking me on LinkedIn then trying to sell me shredding composting machines
I note that there is an over abundance of male roles and few-if any-female roles. I am quite happy to ignore this fact as long as there are some serious male eye candy in said roles…with supporting pictures…
This picture of me in one of my early roles shows my natural on-screen charisma…always looked good with my shirt off…
Yep…I’ve still got it. 
I would consider it an honour and be delighted if our Lady posters were to particpate. However, despite being the producer, I am no Harvey, and I did not feel our lady posters would be willing to stoop so low and particpate in the levels of depravity taht the script demands and beyond whereever the Bear and Goat endup going.
Is that a chick sitting on your cock ?
Probably the last time it happened to him as well
No, that was the first time…it happened another four times that day and once more in 1972. 
So, @areloa-grandee what’s happening with this then? Still “in production” looking for serious financial backers or dealing with legal challenges a la Weinstein?
