Please Rusty, you know the reason you aint listed there? Because as with Cobs, Tokes and PS, slowy and soggy, there are a number of key characters still to be cast… but if you would rather not…?
Also I am looking for a lead star in ‘Queensmen’ - which begins production during the summer '18 after we have been promoted to the Championship. A highly original idea about a young bloke from the streets who beats a load of middleclass private school educated oxbridge types to be selected to join a highly secret covert government network tasked with bring down arch villians… Bletch is already signed up to play ‘Martha’ the silk dressingown wearing head of the organization
Its only really effective though Tokes if you provide somefooking scoob of an idea as to what its for… not being an extra? Being a speaking member? being mentioned at all? the riduculousness of the whole unncessary thread? The lack of linguistics experts with large breasts helping us learn japanese language, culture and etiquette? If its large breated ladies you need Toke, I’m affraid the closest we get is Bletch, so I can understand the disappointment
I’ll deal with your Agent Fats, dont worry. Will see you al right. However, this Sotonians and we are like the BBC to Fiverwebs ITV, high production values, but short on cash - you want big fees, fuck off to ‘ITV’ and star in their shitty threads. But we need you Fatso. You were made for that part!
Tis cinfusing times Fatso, confusing times. Nah we need you, but you might be beyond the productions means - we made stars out of you all in Trasnsfer Saga House, now everyone is talking fucking big cash instead of for the artistic quality and high production values…
I’m not overly convinced by the artistic merit of my characters “serial visiting of brothels”. One would hope that this is to try and liberate the ladies from a life of servitude and debasement?
Evil though my character is he has his good side, his mother was a whore who was killed at the hands of a drug enraged punter. He has taken it upon himself to free the girls from this life as a coping mechanism. The occasional BJ allowed as long as he doesn’t have to pay!
And what about the hidden frission between myself and Lieutentent General R Sole Grandee, is this going to be dragged out to it’s conclusion or just hinted at.
My agent is putting together my rider and to ask these questions, I hope you can answer them to my satidfaction.
Trust me, the script writers assure me it will be very ‘artistic’ - even the episode with the goat will be delicately handled.
…jeez, fucking ‘luvvies’ now you want back story? If I let you have one, everyone will be wanting one… we will be at the 37th episode in just covering this shit before any action begins… think of the audience BT!
Couldn’t agree more. I think moden actors seem to need their egos massaged more than their dicks.
I’m “old school” you’ll probably be unsurprised to hear, so if you’re looking for a John Voight kind of character, (as in Ray Donovan) look no further. I have a lifetime of experience of this kind of “Art House” movie with a refreshingly open attitude to simulated and real sex. Check out my cameo role in “Calligula” and “Rosie Dixon - Night Nurse” I think you’ll be impressed.
This is good. The ‘Goat herder’ certainly has eclectic tastes and the poster playing this role needs to be ‘open-minded’ - The casting director will certainly bear that in mind. As for a Micky Donovan type character, the’herder’ certainly has soem of the devious, dubious character traits …
Grandee productions are driven by the ART BT, not filthy cash. Just you wait until and see how we craft the beautiful Brothel scenes as Gunner Rear, The ‘goat-herder’ and his ‘herd’ create the ‘many legged beast’ - a cinematic metaphor for social integration at its finest. It will have the critics literally creaming themselves