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Is he officially dead yet? I’ve got a job lot of black bunting to shift.
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you think you have it hard… I have 2000 teddy’s with black armbands wearing ‘the peoples prince’ T-shirts tying up capital
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Tell the truth…it’s only because you’ve got today in the office sweepstake isn’t it.
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It’s my day to press publish on the website. I’ve got an itchy trigger finger.
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Do it and force their hand 
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I know…
Charles has met Philip to discuss becoming Regent with the Queen retiring…
I know Charles speaks to the trees does he now speak with the dead?
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So ‘who is 93, or 94 in six months’… I might as well be saying I will be 65 in just under 15 years…
Worth a whinge or am I shouting at a small fluffy cloud?
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Worth a whinge
RIP the brexit Prince
Prince of Hearts surely? Elton has already (re)written the lyric
Goodbye England’s nose
he who smelled the Queen’s farts
You were the race that placed itself
above others , mexicans were lazy tarts
You liked to drive a carriage
and crash your Rover of the Range
Now you belong to Devon
And the stars spell out your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
with a silver spoon stuck up your arse
Making casual racist comments
that caused such a laugh
And we were always beneath you
Along England’s greenest hills
Your candle’s finally burned out
no need to read the will
I’ll get my coat…
Is he gone yet?
It’s not gone, it’s gorn.
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Well as ee
It’s just a flesh wound
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Well he may not be officially dead, but fuck me he looks like the Ghost of Christmas past…
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/375/cpsprodpb/16E7B/production/_110291839_tv058801673.jpg
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So would you if you’d spent the last 3 nights on the floor of a hospital corridor.
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True, doubt there will have been any special treatment of this old crumblie - especially this time of year when the hospitals are even more overcrowded than usual. So I take that back Phil old bean - you look the picture of health and a testament to how far the NHS resources can stretch for those ‘knocking on heaven’s door’
Yeah fuckin’ old bed-blocker…have they found a nursing home for him yet…will he have to sell Windsor Castle to pay for his care?
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