That was because Andrew did an interview where it turned out he’s a paedophile
BBC reporting that he died at the hands of Jeremy Corbyn.
Corbyn is now in The Tower (still campaigning).
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I bet Johnson has covered the tower with cladding.
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Well if it’s true what a massive shock. Fuck me, he was only 98.
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Prince Andrew hastily scheduling another interview to deny he killed his own father?
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So is it confirmed that Philip has kicked his last bucket or not?
I work for the Hampshire County Council web team and can confirm that we had this news months ago.
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Since his involvement in 2nd World War he became so adrenalised he now can’t die.
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Yeah they have apologised but in fairness they have said they are working on a solution to the problem.
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I read that as analized - which my account for it
Is this a thread that’s needed?
Are any of them?
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RIP Philip.
Prince of our hearts.
He lived his life like a candle in the wind, blowing about and almost going out lots of times, but today his flame has finally been extinguished.
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He was the people’s prince. Or maybe that was Prince. Actually, yes, I think it was Prince. Tough luck there Phil.
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He did not wear a Raspberry Beret (as he was in the Navy and not the paratroopers)
Adored the world over for his sensitivity towards all cultures and races
How they loved his cheeky wit as he welcomed the lazy Mexicans, or greeted the slinty eyed ones?
How he triumphed in the face of constant adversity to rise up from the slums of Greece to become a King in all but name
As we as a nation weep at his passing, let us admire his height and skills in driving small carriages led by trotting horses - something that added such pleasures to our lives.
Is there any source for this apart from the Bazza’s mouth?
I have checked Twitter but it did not help. People have been saying that he’s dead for months, if not years (I didn’t go that far back).
I’m afraid it’s true.
RIP big Phil.
What do you want? A personal fucking letter from the Queen? Have some respect you hairy little Hobbit.
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I heard that he died some months before he drove his car across that junction to t-bone the ignorant prole who inconsiderately put her car on the QUEEN’S HIGHWAY right in the way of the dead prince’s Range Rover.
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