He really doesn’t look well. Then again, he is 108 or something.
https://twitter.com/KathyBurke/status/1209439942440636416?s=19
1 Like
He needs a nobility scooter.
Incidentally, that gag is top of the pile on sickipedia at the time of typing… 
3 Likes
Look at eyes. They’ve just proped up a dead body.
If he’s been dead as long as Barry claims that car must stink of formaldehyde, methanol and glutaraldehyde(assuming they stink more than a (slowed) rotting carcass.
2 Likes
I suspect they’ve upgraded his pacemaker for a 12 volt jump starter. 
Looks like that scooter salesman has mugged them right off.
Fucking inbred benefits cheats deserve it.
1 Like
Get off the fence, are you a monarchist or not? 
1 Like
The monarchy have their purpose, so you could say i’m for them.
It’s a short lived purpose though
They’ve done wonders for the body repair shops around Paris 
2 Likes
Not of the human kind.
Richard Dearlove tunnel recovery(incorporating causation) services has i believe been honoured for his sterling work.
Got to feel a bit sorry for Phil the Greek, just as the country goes full NK style, he pops his cloggs and misses out on the inbeds taking back control(page 48 of the inbred manifesto, or queen’s speach).
Hereditary deseases and their causes should have been dealt with generations ago😉
Talk about the entitled inbred world.
2 Likes
I think this video deserves a bit more love than that.
It’s a brave move away from the format for Pie. Once again, future historians are going to be mugging themselves when they realise that a satirist making his money from making stuff up is the only person telling something approaching the truth.
3 Likes
In very poor taste.
Hence the like.
1 Like
Agree, it’s very well done.
“Last party i went to was my 5 year old sons.
They were all underage as well”
Lots of other great lines and the two of them acted it perfectly.
2 Likes
You are Jimmy Saville and i claim my 5 pounds.
Money is in the post.
Should get there in about 3-4 months.
You’ll still be there?
Will he not hurry up and do the decent thing?
1 Like
Probably wants to get to 100 so he can get a telegram from the Mrs.
3 Likes