Give the guns to the chickens and let them sort it out.
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Would they fire live pullets?
Coat already on.
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Quality 
Possibly, but if so they might fall fowl of the law?
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Yes, but the fine is only two guineas.
Huh…chicken feed. 
Yes, it’s a poultry sum.
Sounds half cocked to me.
For clucks sake.
Ah this is beak Joke thread level
Right, I’d like to divert the thread back onto its stated purpose and get back onto post-Brexit predictions.
Fish are about to become ridiculously, disproportionately important. Even more important than its BFF relationship with chips.
Barnier, the mad bastard, has decided to make fisheries a red line in the upcoming negotiations.
Fish!
The thing is, Boris won’t be able to give it up. A big thing was made of fishing, but as a proportion of both parties’ economies, it’s tiny.
But so much of the pro-Leave coverage showed the devastation wrought on previously vibrant fishing communities, who’d argue fishing could be much better managed without Pablo hauling BRITISH FISH for EL CHIPPO SHOPPO. The bastard!
It’ll be a red line for both.
It’s going to get a bit fishy.
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Chickens coming home to roost?
Eggsactly
Getting sense out of you lot is like pulling hens teeth.
When you consider how much the industry as a whole contributes compared to the rest of the economy then you have to wonder why everyone is getting so hot under the collar about it
Last thing Macron needs is a bunch of militant fishermen hence why he is demanding access
Gibraltar is the chip the Spanish will use to retain access
Not sure what the Dutch will do
It’s the emotive thing about British territorial waters. That’s why the cod wars kicked up such a stink.
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It’s clearly about the symbolism and the EU getting to stamp its fins down.
Boris will not lose any voters by saying no.
Settle it death match style, British trawlers go up against French, Spanish and Norwegian trawlers in a ramming battle to the death, we’ll call it the ‘Great British Hake Off’.
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EU Nations will seek to expand into new export markets.
Numerous initiatives and funding processes will seek to support competitive suppliers moving in to target previously solid UK clent states.
The amount of money is tiny when compared to other things but symbolism is an incredibly powerful thing, the French also know they’ll lose their northern ports and the restaurants will be fucked, they also know (the Brits) there’ll be huge protests concerning this.