Top effort Bletchā¦ although the Fat Club baourd may need to assign you an official starting weight - which will come with a penalty
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As long as itās not more than I started at, then thatās fine.
I was ~99kg on Xmas morning (or perhaps it was Xmas-eve morning).
So given Xmas excess I reckon 102kg is a fair estimate.
If the Fat Club baourd* assigns me a higher weight than I actually am now, I will just go on a depression-fueled eating binge to get my weight up to 102kg and then lose it all again.
I want to win this clean!
I am the Paula Radcliffe of Fat Club.
*I _Frank_ly canāt believe that KRG still doesnāt know who you were on TSW given your spelling / lysdexia.
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Tis merely typos Bletch - I still type with my 2 remaining fingers - war wounds from back in '42 when we had a little run in with Fritz old boy, so less of the fucking cheek young fella!
I cant be arsed going back and correctingā¦ life is too short.
The Board will assign you a 101.5kg - a 0.5 kg penalty for inaccurate baseline scales - You will also need to provide an actual weight on Monday morning - not pre weekend excess. Them 's the rules slightly-less-fat than-4-weeks ago dude.
As to my pastā¦ I left that behind when Bearsy and Tokes broke my heart. 
Please tell me that is his little toe we can see reflected in the scalesā¦
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Itās an illusion caused by the optics in my camera, The Raleighboy.
Itās got one of those jap-eye lenses.
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Oh yes, in my acceptance speech I plan to acknowledge the role that Ever-Ready ant played in getting me down to this weight.
Having your personal T1000 chasing your around the pitch certainly concentrates the mind.
Right then Post fondue weight is now back to to 91 kgs. Unfortunately I have to contend with a week in the good ole USA. Expecting a mega cock of shame next week.
As Iām up and away to a conference at stupid oāclock Iāve weighed myself this morning. 82.4kg.
For not doing this on a Monday morning, you will probably have 0.5 kg added to your weight by the fascist that runs fat club!
Just wait until he gets back from āpolishing his guitarā.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Flahute
As Iām up and away to a conference at stupid oāclock Iāve weighed myself this morning. 82.4kg.
For not doing this on a Monday morning, you will probably have 0.5 kg added to your weight by the fascist that runs fat club!
Just wait until he gets back from āpolishing his guitarā.
Careful Bletch - or the cock of shame will be yours fo eternity
Sadly, as anyone who has seen the reflection in my scales will attest, that is a distinction I already hold.
Gentlemenā¦ will be travelling again tomorrow at stupid oāclock so will be evening before the new table is shared and the cock of shame is distributed. Please post weigh in details -appreciate week 4 is tough but keep going and rewards will be good come summer 
Iām just eating pink chicken washed down with lumpy milk, that should help me offload an extra couple of pounds before morning.
One way or the otherā¦
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I have put on 3lbs in two days simply by eating nuts and drinking beer. I did, however, use the stairs instead of the stairlift so that may have taken the shine off my efforts.
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I am 90kg.
That was my target at the start of Jan so Iām chuffed with that but Iāve found the last fortnight WAY harder than the first, I feel like Iāve hit a plateau.
The salads and stuff have become dull but Iāve seen results so shouldnāt complain.
Iād really like to knock off one more kg to get me to 14st but I might need to clip off fingers or toes to manage that.
Come on you fat bastards, put down the sticky buns and waddle to the scales, donāt leave me stood out here all chubby on my own - letās be having you!
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I am still my ideal weight of 76 kg looking in the window at the fat kids 
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Oh dear. I feel a weekly award coming my way.
79.6kg this morning. Probably because it has been so stinking hot and humid I have done nothing other than sit on my arse in the aircon.There was also the Friday night golf club awards with way too much good food and a nice bottle of red. In an effort to make amends/do better, I have signed up to an 8 week challenge which starts Tuesday evening. I hope itās a gentle trod unction as the temp may hit 40c with close to 100% humidity. Phew!
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93.4 today
ChubStars - details later as about to catch a flight ā¦ But could be looking at cock of shame as +1.2kg 