I donāt deny that but muscle between the ears isnāt seen as important as you get older.
Iām to be seen at āRomsey Rapidsā at least 3 times a week, watching and dribbling on super-fit swimmers as I watch from the link bridge over the pool.
It gets me out. 
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Like all good Fatclub members youāve probably got your own pair havenāt you?
I gotta admit, my eyes do wander sometimesā¦ Impressive pair.
Still 15.5
Those are big shoes!
A topsy Turvey kind of week, with last years Cock of Shame winner, turning it around completely and taking the Laughing Cock as the weeks best loser (although dodgy scales may figure in there somewhere) and storming up the table to grab a Champions league spot. The real News is that SFCsim drops to second as Rallyboy takes top spot - an ego driven move if ever there was one
Gay drops out the CL placings and joins the fat bunch in the mid table mediocrity cliche zone - those happy to survive, rather than make real investments in their body fat reduction to challenge for the top honours. Week 4 should see a renewed focus with the cup break - so good excuse to shift some lard instead of boozing it up. Come on ChubSTARS ācan you keep upā?
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SFCsim* - 103kg Week 3 98.5kg= - 4.5 kg -4.30% 
Fowllyd* - 85kg Week 3 81.4 kg = -3.6 kg -4.23% 
Cherts - 105.5kg Week 3 102.2 kg = -3.3kg 3.12% 
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Gay Abandon - 106.6g Week 3** 103.6kg = -3.0kg **-2.81%
6.Convict Colony - 104 kg Week 3 ? -1.5kg - 1.40%
Smiler - 80kg Week 3 79.0 kg = -1.0kg 1.25%
CBSaint - 94kg Week 3 93kg = -1kg** -1.06% **
Flahute - 84kg ** Week 3 83.0kg = -1.0kg - 1.1%
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SOG - 94.8kg ** Week 3 93.6kg =0.8kg 0.84%**
Ex-Trader - 84.5kg Week 2 ? ?
SaintBletch -102kg Week 2 ? ? 
(Bletch gets a the āpreciousā award about his monthly weigh in status whine)
Shit - and I struggled all week.
We seem to have jointly hit a wallā¦other than Fowllyd who clearly has a severe stomach complaint and must have spent seven days on a toilet.
I still suspect Bletch is going to pop up next week with a 10kg loss - heās just waiting for the bookies to put him on long odds.
Itās the week 3 blues - as the grim reality of missing ales and chunky chips kicks in - and the refreshing relief of a small ale following the man U win unleashes an endulgence of vast magnitude. Fowllyd has gone for the āold, recalibration of new scales approachā which is cheating in old money, but we are now monitoring him closely, first the issue with changing his baseline in week 2, and now thisā¦ very suspicious . Papsweb Fatclub undercover agents are watching his every moveā¦ little does he know it.
Update form SOG is that he is still the same as when he startedā¦ this is at least a solid foundation on which to improve -no gain is good.
Just weighed myself and it is 93.6 today 
Will update you when Iget a moment - but have work to do ā¦ done.
Now I am truely fucked - gotta go to the US for a week on Sunday - How the actual fuck am I supposed to lose weight there?
Grits burgers fries nachos coke - you know it makes sense
Wear one of these:
With any luck youāll only lose bits you donāt need anyway. 
Ordered a sandwich at lunchtime not realising that it came with chips!
I havenāt had chips this year so I had to leave them.
Of course I fucking didnāt!
You donāt qualify for Fatclub by leaving chips.
What a mental idea.
Fat Club motto #2483
āChips on the plate? Already too lateāā
Had a Dominoās last night. Bollocks.
Cherts - you are not the only oneā¦ my discipline goes tits up when away - if the curry on Monday was not bad enough the 3 pints that washed it doen took me over my normal daily allowance- let alone the reduced fat club KCal ceilingā¦ but we have 5days to do good before next weigh in 
See Pap has been messing with the tags - cheeky cunt
Backā¦ofā¦theā¦net *
**So I donāt think I can claim any prizes as I only estimated my starting weight, but Iām pleased with that.
*Which is incidentally where you will find The Flyd Catās spectacles.
**Close cropped image as my fat and saggy, near-naked body was reflected in the glass of the scales!
