83kg.
OK, so I have now bought a proper set of scales; these told me this morning that I weigh 81.4kg. Iām not going to get over-excited about this, as itās entirely possible that the Wii Fit board I used before was pretty inaccurate. Also, I had previously weighed myself in the evening, when I think people are heavier. But Iāll stick to weekly morning weigh-ins now, and with the same scales the changes will be accurate.
Phew. I donāt think I could have stood the ignominy of a second consecutive Cock of Shame.
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To suffer the Cock of Shame once is unfortunate, to embrace it a second time suggests you enjoyed the first go.
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Iāve decided your all a bunch of fat bar stewards, I am a svelt 76 kg and have been since i left school 35 years ago.
Keep up the good work of pretend diet and exercise 
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We are certainly not a bunch of fat bastards - we just have big bones and slow metabolisms etc.
And some of us are just a bit short for our weight.
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NO I am a fat bastardā¦ but I can cycle up the Col Du Tourmaletā¦ albeit it very slowly
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OK ChubSTARS - calling weigh in details from - so that we can complete the week 3 table.
SFCsim
Convict Colony
Ex-Trader
SOG
Bletch
See, now this is one of the points - I am up there as one of the heaviest on the site, but because I donāt know what the other members heights are, I donāt know if I am actually the fattest looking, or people are just heavy because theyāre tall.
To give you a clueā¦ For my height I should be about 75-76kgā¦ 
My aim is to get back to 80-85ā¦ I just like wine/beer and some shit like crisps etcā¦ and it seems tougher monitoring cals and being sensible on food tahn it was giving up smoking after 20 yearsā¦
Yeah, totally. Or just a larger than average sized tackle. No one ever takes that into account.
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Itās a good point, Shirty.
Iām north of 100KG and 7ā2".
Actually, Iām about 6ā1" and āstockyā*.
So my 95kg-ish target is about where Iād like to be to feel healthy - not necessarily what a doctor would like me to be.
*Or some other euphemism that fat people use.
As Iāve said all along. I will check-in monthly.
So I think that means next Monday Iāll tell you how much Iāve put on.
Iām exercising enough, and feel hungry enough to have lost weight. Also feel slightly trimmer, but who knows?
Donāt forget the bewbs, Lou!
Mine weigh at least a stone each. Iād be a perfectly healthy weight if it wasnāt for them.
Bletch doesnāt need to lose weight, I thought he was a Karen Carpenter tribute act when I first saw him, he looks like a cross between George Clooney and Tom Cruise.
Or to be more precise, how George might look if heās just eaten Tom - with chipsā¦and some more chips.
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And The RaleighBoy is actually the ideal weightā¦
ā¦for a 3 bedroom, semi-detached bungalow.
ā¦with a carportā¦
ā¦and solar panelsā¦
ā¦and 17 stone Santa stuck in the chimney.
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Good try Bletch butā¦how can I put this kindly
ā¦in any language you is fat. A target of 15 stone for 6ā 1" is not a targetā¦itās a barn door.
Iām 6ā 1" and 2 stone lighterā¦Iām big boned.
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ā¦yes I heard that muscle wastes with age, 'slowlane.
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I reckon my boobs are about two bags of sugar.
Thatās cheap. Iāll take a pair.
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Like all good Fatclub members youāve probably got your own pair havenāt you?
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