Put on a little this week - Iām now just over 84kg. But I really didnāt expect anything else given the circumstances. My birthdayās out of the way now, Iāll be playing five-a-side regularly as of tomorrow week, so Iāll stick with the less food/more exercise regime (or rather Iāll get back into it).
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Fellow chubstars 
I apologise for the the tardy maintenance of the leader board but it gives you stragglers a chance to avoid the cock of shame tag for week 2 if you get your weights in before 10am
Gay boy has been in Amsterdam as he is big time in films over there apparentlyā¦ And has returned a little jaded and drained but will catch up with all things Fat Club tomorrow
cheers fellow chubstars
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ok dropped another 0.8 kg so think that makes me 102.5
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No change this week.
Sod this for a lark - Iām going back on the piss.
Stick me on āThe Fallenā list - Lou probably wants some company by now.
Ex-Trader, I believe the mindset should be to be pleased with yourself, and to ask how much weight you would have put on if you hadnāt been āoff the pissā.
Hang in there and weigh yourself less frequently. Or make sure you have a dump first.
Didnāt play footy on Monday because I couldnāt get a game. Have done some more weights and situps sessions, but didnāt manage to squeeze in a row.
Hopefully going to start yoga on Saturday mornings with Vic Mackey of this parish. Not sure if it will help the weight loss, but Iām looking forward to the other fitness benefits.
Diet going OK, or at least Iām feeling hungry quite a bit. Portion sizes have been reduced and by and large Iām avoiding bread - except when I find myself binging on bread at the weekends!
Iāve wavered but Iām hanging in there.
Still dodging cheese or the mixing of carbs and protein, but the Xmas chocolate is an evil mistress who tempts me every day.
Iām her slave.
Blimey, RB, youāve still got Christmas chocolate hanging around? You either need to binge on it and finish it off in one go so the temptation no longer exists (my usual tactic) or bin it!
Technically speaking, I wasnāt fallen - I just wasnāt doing it properly in the first place 
I canāt believe you gave up booze! Schoolboy error. Never give up booze in the most miserable month in the year. Ditch the bread, the pasta, the potatoes and have smaller portions, alongside a bit of exercise by all means. But never give up on booze!
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Bin my beautiful slabs of 70% cocoa heaven??
What a fucking horrible thing to suggest.
Shall I drown a few kittens while Iām at it, or maybe we should burn down an orphanage?
Hello ChubSTARS -
Latest league table results are in on the revised 1st post but also copied here
**TABLE Week 2 **
After a difficult second week, SFCsim retains top spot , but the weekly best loser goes to Rallyboy who also retains 2nd spot and closes the gap on SFCsim.
CB Saint and Gay also have good weeks to move into the ChubSTARS champions league positions, while poor results/no weigh in details mean that SOGGY, Cherss and Bletch occupy the relegation slots.
Rumours of a Doping scandal with Rallyboy taking excessive laxatives prior to the weigh-in have been difficult to prove given that it is pretty normal for him to spout shit 24 hours a day 
Well done all and hang in there.
Am going to think of a decent prize for the the winner come the end of the season in May (if we have any left who are not already relegated to League 2)
= no result entered for week - but in the interests of encouraging weightloss, you are not fallenā¦ yetā¦ enter weigh next week to get back on track!
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SFCsim* - 103kg Week 2 98.5kg= - 4.5 kg -4.3%
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RallyBoy* - 95kg ** Week 2 91kg = -4kg -4.2%
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CBSaint - 94kg Week 2 91kg = -3kg** -3.01%
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Gay Abandon - 106.6g Week 2** 103.7kg = -2.9kg **** -2.72%
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Flahute - 84kg ** Week 2 82.5kg = -1.5 kg - 1.7%
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Convict Colony - 104 kg Week 2 102.5kg -1.5kg - 1.40%
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Smiler - 80kg Week 2 79.5 kg = -0.5kg 0.6%
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Fowllyd - 84kg Week 2 84 kg = -0kg -0%
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Ex-Trader - 84.5kg Week 2 ? ?
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SOG - 94.8kg ** Week 2 ? ?**
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Cherts - 105.5kg Week 2 ? ?
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SaintBletch -102kg Week 2 ? ?
The Fallen 
(League 2 with Pompey)
Coxford Lou
Bloody hell, someone is putting way too much time into the administration of Fatclub!
Think I might post a box of cakes to SFCsimā¦probably chocolate eclairs with cream oozing out, the sort of thing you need after a huge fish and chip supper washed down with a few beers and a lard chaser.
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Weāve got Christmas chocolates and biscuits and other sweet goodies left over still, I binge on them nightly but they are still there, they multiply overnight I am sureā¦
Have you tried googling on bread instead, or even DuckDuckGoāing if you want to avoid the monopoliesā¦
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My old nan used to say āāGay darling boy, if Papsweb fatclub chubSTARS is not worth doing properly, its not worth doing at allāā or words to that effect.
The knobbling of fellow chubSTARs to gain an advantage in the league table is not encouraged,but neither is it against the Papsweb Fat club ChubSTAR rules
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Sorry Trader, no can do, you can post new weight next week - you may be in a relegation dog fight come teh end of the season, but its only week two so plenty of points still up for grabs. 
Should add - this weeks cock of same is Fowllyd by putting on all he lost the week before - he still wins despite the exceptional circumstancesā¦ We expect big things from the lad in week 3.
Also time for an interim nxt week Bletch? Surely you want to try and climb off the foot of the table?
I have a bag of chocolate coins and a Chocolate Orange (dark chocolate - yum). I also have some Tabasco jelly beans. Havenāt opened any of the chocolate and I think Iāve eaten maybe a couple of Tabasco sweeties. Maybe Iām just not chocolate addicted.
Iāll scoff the lot once I reach the weight I want to (75kg or lower). Or maybe my ever-loving wife will demolish the chocolate surreptitiously, bit by bit, and Iāll only notice when itās all gone. Sheās good at that.
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Should add - this weeks cock of same is Fowllyd by putting on all he lost the week before - he still wins despite the exceptional circumstancesā¦ We expect big things from the lad in week 3.
Also time for an interim nxt week Bletch? Surely you want to try and climb off the foot of the table?
Hang on - thatās a bit harsh. I started at over 85kg, lost 1.5kg in the first week and gained about 0.5kg in the second week. So thatās still a net loss of 1kg.