Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Friday + no wine = misery.
I donāt get it? There is always wiskey!
Havenāt drunk since Sunday, steak (although a fucking lovely one at that) and salad for tea. Hoping I should have lost around 3kg by the end of the first week. Be happy with that.
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Sod the lot of you fat chubsters, I am trying to gain weight. Takes some doing when I am still exercising. Had chilli for lunch, shepherds pie for dinner and in about an hour my midnight snack of jacket potato and curry will be ready. Dream on fatties!
I had an Ale this evening with my Balti and mushroom rice. I did have soup for lunch though.
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Friday + whiskey = Saturday misery ( at least for me)
All minorities on Papsweb are protected by its munificent statutes and codicils - that includes us fatties*.
Please respect these rules or your membership will be revoked and your fiver refunded.
Skeletor!
* whether the fatties or the skeletors are in the minority on Papsweb is moot.
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I would like to point out to those of you who are suffering from reduced alcoholic intake the ārinse/swill/gargle/spitā technique* is still available to you for zero penalty points.
Please restrict this technique to the privacy of you own home or pedestrian subway.
* Alcohol only ladies.
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A whole banana for breakfast, Iām stuffed!
I may be too frail to walk the last bit to SMS today - though give it a week and I reckon I will get through the turnstile without it turningā¦
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Porridge. Now watching my daughter have a swimming lesson.
Solid start.
Yeah, that was one of Ronnie Barkerās best.
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Just back form a short 40km - late startā¦ smalllentil soup for lunchā¦ starvin, but feeling thinnerā¦ sort ofā¦ wellā¦
Today,
special K for breakfast and 2 bits of buttered toast for lunch. I am drinking much more tea and coffee though. Also weeping more!
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Ok, how the actual fuck am I suppose to keep up this dry January shite when Saints have three games in a week and are playing like they are. Come on lads, throw us a bone here.
āāMan who catch fly with chopstick,do anythingāā
you have the power young grasshopperā¦ well at least get the chop sticks out
165km with 1500m climbing in shitty weater today. Iām now going to shove as much food as possible down my face.
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I am in the pub drinking beer.
Howdya like them big fat apples you bunch of wet new age wank pieces?!
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Hate you.
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @Goatboy
I am in the pub drinking beer.
Howdya like them big fat apples you bunch of wet new age wank pieces?!
Hate you.
Iām gonna make them 6/8 cunts suffer when theyāre carrying my box.
Youāll need 12 of us slim handsome fuckers by then
4:45am and fell off the wagon spectacularly tonight. Toooo much beer and ended the night with a kebab and chips and a jam session on the guitar.
Not looking forward to this hangoverā¦
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