I’m probably overcompensating but I’m taking all of my family out to lunch tomorrow, my Dad died today 1 year ago
Condom - persuade young footballer to swap from a Premier league side to a Div 2 side
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Neologism - the mess left after receiving a positive review from a web hosting company
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Karmann Ghia - basically a Beetle.
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With yer, Ted.
Judging by how spectacularly off-topic you were last night, I think we can all see how much your dad meant to you.
Mine went a little while ago now, and I still miss him.
Hope it goes well, mate.
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Sotonian - the beginning of an informal anecdote about Anthony and someone else.
Sotonian - an adjective for something that reminds you of things that Belgian singer Tonia did during the 1966 Eurovision Song Contest.
Legend - Your foot.
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Legendary - The sensation you get when wearing sandals/flip flops, or have a hole in your sock.
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Surfing - Guaranteed to happen, a dead cert.
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Tortoise - travel games.
Kneedy - genuflecting at the closest point directly behind the ball whilst waiting for a penalty to be taken*.
*Tortuous, but I thought I’d force myself to come up with one for the first word that came into my head.
Taboo - The act of showing vocal disapproval of subjects that shouldn’t be discussed.
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Heart - a piece of art created by the male.
Discover - one who swears while trying to change the bed!
Wonder - a reply to the thick persons question after a game!
Ladybird - a high class female who completely changes after a couple of shandys.
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Boxing - a movement with the arms when listing to rave or dance music.
Emotion - the way you dance when off your tits on pills.
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