Promotion - the way I dance.
Promotionally - the way I fib about how good I am at dancing.
Commotion - pap dancing
Optic - The visible sign of nervousness when reading the opening post of a Bazza thread.
Optical - 1/ When an opening post of a thread makes you LOL.
2/ Surgery on your funny bone.
scatologist - someone who studies how shit Pompey are.
Celebrate - Giving famous people scores out of ten, for you know… how much you would enjoy doing stuff to them.
Commission - to ignore a junior chef.
non sequitur - a french shrub that requires no pruning
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Bandana - Irish group strongly opposed to the Eurovision Song Contest
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Propane - viewpoint of a sadist. Or of a masochist.
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or a physio 
Anchor - barely concealed exclamation made while filming The Graduate
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Bombay - what should’ve happened instead of Pearl Harbor
Philadelphia - perfectly natural terror of fucking awful singers
Fowler - Defecating on the pitch that an opposition player trips over.
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Syllogism - Bletch’s display of delight on seeing a very long word.
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Comfy - money paid to a prostitute
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Bard - poet who’s not allowed into pubs
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Tapestry - source of Spanish food