Karmann Ghia - clothes worn by opera diva
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Celery - of or pertaining to the basement
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Avatar - What I say* to people when offering them a sample of my black, sticky oil by product.
*I never say this. It’s my tar and you can’t have any.
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Gavstar (alt usage) - a sailor belonging to Gavin
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Foreploy :
Telling blatant lies about yourself to get a shag.
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Haha I only just got this 
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Paedophile.
A study of the female deer’s urination habits.
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Decoration - a speech given on board a ship
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Defender - Jamaican for the bumper on a car
Defence - Jamaican for the fence
I’ll get my coat…
Defeat is OK…Nelson Mandella’s chiropodist.
OK! I know…old one.
Design - Jamaican for the notice.
Originally posted by @BTripz
Design - Jamaican for the notice.
Dear oh dear Bob
… and you wonder why people hate you 
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Suddenly it’s 1975 and we are in the Wheeltappers and Shunters.
Jigsaw - what you get after to much getting jiggy!
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Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch in the UK mate 
Pretty much as annoying
Bookings - something you do as a last act in history, before you got your head chopped off.
I didn’t look at from that perspective