Neologisms

Liverpool … an organ to enable the removal of toxins from Claude’s system

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Baltic - insect parasite of the nether regions

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Warthogs - clothes worn for battle

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Papsweb… Spidermans birthplace

Bletch … a second rate sexual predator

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Lol.

Art imitating life?

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Btripz - effects of lower quality LSD

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Pending - sound of a wine glass being tapped with a writing implement

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Tantric sex - falsely promising the Mrs a carribean cruise if she’ll let you in her backdoor.

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Pardon - An average erection.

Garden - Reverse of ‘en garde’, To lower your sword.

Context - Things a woman is likely to say to me; ‘‘Garden your Pardon, I’m not in the mood’’

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Amen.

Dyslexic description of a solitary male.

Banshee.

Shakespearean attempt at restricting women.

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Buttock.

An anal clock.

Postulate - The delayed arrival of an important package.

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Protestant - campaign against those who run.

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Pensive.

Method of finding ink filled writing implement amongst other items.

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Mr Trampoline… a heavy.fall on hard surface

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Fowllyd - Something you put on top of a chicken.

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Retrospect… horn rimmed glasses

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gavstar - black, sticky oil by product belonging to Gavin

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