Neologisms

Enjoy - getting great pleasure from the 14th letter of the alphabet.

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Constable - the work place of an irritating little shit.

Toast - celebrating the end of the feet.

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Mobile - hate speech about a 4 time Olympic champion

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Caerphilly - a very dangerous town in southern Wales.

Instability - proficiency in the use of Instagram

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Bletchley Parka - a coat worn by people who spend too much time off work thinking up a stock of words to fill their own thread.

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Beautician - react unfavourably to the works of a renowned Renaissance artist

Terrapin - exploding clothes fastener

Terrapin - the bit you are left holding after the grenade has been thrown.

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Observatory - keep a close eye on Mr Trampoline

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Norwich - a Scot who’s strapped for cash

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Dysentery - when someone who disagrees with you really gives you the shits.

Intense - camping holiday

Dutch cap… an asshat, Ronald Koeman

French letter - Parisian landlord

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Stepfather - take longer strides when walking

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Drawing board - finding art tedious

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Clitheroe - ecstasy powered cunnilingus king.

Bumbling - expensive underwear.

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