Enjoy - getting great pleasure from the 14th letter of the alphabet.
Constable - the work place of an irritating little shit.
Toast - celebrating the end of the feet.
Mobile - hate speech about a 4 time Olympic champion
Caerphilly - a very dangerous town in southern Wales.
Instability - proficiency in the use of Instagram
Bletchley Parka - a coat worn by people who spend too much time off work thinking up a stock of words to fill their own thread.
Beautician - react unfavourably to the works of a renowned Renaissance artist
Terrapin - exploding clothes fastener
Terrapin - the bit you are left holding after the grenade has been thrown.
Observatory - keep a close eye on Mr Trampoline
Norwich - a Scot who’s strapped for cash
Dysentery - when someone who disagrees with you really gives you the shits.
Intense - camping holiday
Dutch cap… an asshat, Ronald Koeman
French letter - Parisian landlord
Stepfather - take longer strides when walking
Drawing board - finding art tedious
Clitheroe - ecstasy powered cunnilingus king.
Bumbling - expensive underwear.