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Do not buy a car without a spare wheel - those cans of shite they provide are useless. I copped a puncture in the forest and had to wait three hours for a recovery lorry because that stuff didn’t work. I could have changed the wheel, got to kwik fit and got home in that time

The recovery lorry driver said that most of his work comes from cars without spare wheels

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Yeah, I do have my doubts about it to be honest. Much like Slime in bike tyres, it’s never worked for me…

Not got a choice to be honest, ours is a seven seater so has no room for a spare…

Would you be able to buy a space saver spare to fit the car, and keep it in the boot?

And what’s the position there in regards to mobile tyre repairs, are they commonplace? I’ve got to be honest and say that it’s been at least 10 years since I had a puncture, that includes my car, my van and the ex wife’s car. If a few hours waiting while it’s fixed wouldn’t be the end of the world, I’d personally be inclined to buy a decent can of the spray repair and take my chances. My old Sprinter had no spare when I bought it from Transco, I got one and had a bracket welded inside the van to hold it. Went 12 years without a puncture, and it was often in the way.

My latest lease car only has the can of gunk but hey when you’re driving an Audi R8 there’s no room for a spare.

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You’ll get one tomorrow, I’ve been avoiding angering the puncture gods by saying when was the last time I got a puncture.

Actually, it was last week, Mrs BTripz managed to get a screw in the tyre, luckily it wasn’t flat so I could drive it to get it fixed…

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Double-bluff, mate. Double-bluff. :+1::+1::grin:

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Hmm.
Interesting. Clearly I missed out on this ā€œbecoming a thingā€.
The I30 usually comes with a slim spare so should be able to get one. Need to check the boot if it has mounting points then perhaps stick it in a box for when away from home.
Calling a tyre repair truck isnt an option if I’m away from home & wife is at work
#notranslator

Mrs BTripz managed to get a screw in the tyre,

(Someone had to) How big was the tyre? Monster truck?

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Don’t forget cleaning up the vomit stains after picking them up wankered at some godless hour of the morning - gotta get your own back for a few of those

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A hire car from Hertz Heathrow around mid June when I arrive back in Blighty.

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You been fired?
Surely not vacation. You only just got there!
:flushed:

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He’s been found out…persona non grata. :lou_lol:

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It will be a vacation 6 and half weeks onboard plus 10 days quarantine then back to see my old man till August.

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And the first question when you arrive will be, ā€œwhen are you going back?ā€ :wink:

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Give me a shout if you fancy going for a beer.

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It always is but this time I can tell them the 20th August. Rota planned untill end of year :upside_down_face:

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I always fancy going for a beer :grin::grin::grin:

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Sotonians Jolly-Boys day out on the piss maybe?

I need to get down to the Waterside to visit the Old Dear in Colditz at some point so may as well make the most of the visit.

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Might be able to arrange it around a game of football…but please count me in.

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