I have started researching a road trip via Germany for a late June/early-mid July window.
Then after trying to make sense of current interEU rules ran off screaming
I’d prefer a road trip to piss off Greta, and more importantly be able to bring several cases of Ale home.
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Did you get your ear pierced while you were at it?
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My word, that’s a big one.
Yeah he should award himself a badge for that.
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The ‘My Second Home Takes Diesel’ Badge?
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“My old van fits in my new van” more like
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My old van said be a Pompey fan.
I said “fuck off van, you’re a cunt”
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You can pile the bodies high in that one…
I have tried not to respond to this comment, but I just have to point out that is something all women hope to be able to say
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Hmmm, I have been repeatedly told that size doesn’t matter. I can’t understand why as it obviously doesn’t apply to me personally.
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My girlfriend always insists that I text her when I get in.
That’s how small my cock is.
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So this morning I decided (against my greater judgment) to take the plunge and purchase myself a Gunmetal Grey 2011 D4 HSE. Car has 130k miles, but in the last 30k has had the manifolds done, boot release, brakes, suspension arms, suspension bushes, and 10k ago the belts. Drives like a dream, air suspension seems good, paid £12k. I’m aware it’s going to cost me money, but I’m happy to do that as I’ve not spent £40-45k on a second hand Disco 5, so there’s some money to take the slack.
Will be delivered in a week or so after MOT and service.
Does it come with Hunters and a Hackett blazer?
Already got them so it wasn’t a pre-req…
Does it have the limited-slip diff, in case you want to park on the kerb?
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You may take the piss, but I’m using it as a working vehicle on my land! All part of going farmer I guess.
This is all Klingon to me
Why would you buy a Health & Safety Executive?
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As a safety measure I would have the underside painted fluorescent orange. Visibility from the air is a sensible option for an off-roader.
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